Probably because it would be hard to source all the tank tops, cheap liquor and hair bleach to properly implement the Florida system everywhere

Tenho medo de dessilenciar e ser surpreendido por algum post de "nostalgia do Bx3" 😬

Mds, o Tiradentes cunty

Air goes up, air goes sideways

Your incessant need to remark that you’re not the one who made the spelling mistake in a quote makes me [sic]

Igual a Marie na

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"
- Bunny 4:20

É foribido foribir

Isso aqui, mas com avestruzes

Considerando que, sei lá, metade das plantas no planeta são Brassicaceae, se me falassem que o jacarandá é da mesma família do brócolis eu não teria dificuldade em acreditar

[bane voice]

Coffee machines turned into tiny cafés by Wes Anderson’s model-maker Simon Weisse.

And that, kids, is how you saw someone in half

Tue cradle rocke above an abyss, and commom sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness. Althought the two ar e identical twins, man, as a rule, views the prenatal abyss with more capm than the one he is heading for (at some forty-five hundred heartbeats an hour). I know, however, of a young chronophobiac who experienced something like a panic when looking for the first time at homemade movies that had been taken a few weeks before his birth. He saw a world that was practically unchanged - the same house, the same people - and then realized that he did not exist there at all and that nobofy mourned his absence. He caught a glimpse of his mother waving from an upstairs window, and that unfamiliar gesture disturbed him, as if it were some mysterious farewell. But what particularly frightened him was the sight of a brand-new baby carriage standing there on the porch, with the smug, encroaching air of a coffin; even that was empty, as if, in the reverse course of events, his very bones had disintegrated.

A lindeza que é o primeiro parágrafo de Speak, Memory, do Nabokov

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

Love that Corgi 🤣🐶

Me lembrou da tirinha "nenhuma mulher gosta de mim"

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I doubt it. Most AIs would run out of tokens before reaching the average length of your posts (I call it a metric Orac)

A full disc image of Earth, as seen from the Orion Crew Module. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. At lower left, a large brown landmass is Africa, with Spain and Portugal with twinkling lights where the planet curves. At top right, auroras glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space (pic: NASA/R.Wiseman)

More context on this #Artemis II image:

* This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right

* The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon:
☀️🌍🚀🌕

Miss Grand Kalasin 🤝 Terry Crews

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