i love gays bc we’ll be like “happy earth day here’s a nude of me”

👀

😍😍 looking good! Got lost in those eyes for a second

If it’s just a concert movie filled with his greatest hits I’m good.

I would've bullied you so hard

a butterfly tramp stamp. Keep it classy.

That sucks. Hope you got to snuggle a little longer.

It wakes me up instantly okay

nice kitty

what is fcf? I'm a visual learner

🤤

Nerd

Same here

Cute

Big brave boys get a cookie for being big and brave

Got a flu shot. Was very brave and deserved a treat.

Unfortunately he’s a Scientologist

I’m sorry he’s gone bro. Cherish the memory.

Tomorrow isn’t promised. Send that risky text today.

"Celebrating 30 years of marriage and our 5 beautiful children!"

Congrats, Jocelyn. I'm putting hats on my dog.

Iconic words

Two things that should be banned, thinks and moustaches

Glad it went well

Quack quack (seductively)

actually i do this too but slightly more unhinged...

Good luck!

Hehe

JD Vance:

aass do the walk honey

You 🤩 it's from Miss Congeniality or however you spell it