Me if I was in #Sinners:

Hailee Steinfeld, covered in blood: Now, won't you let m-
Me: Come in.
Hailee: But you know I'm a vampire, right?
Me: I said what I said.

Plz, obligez nous pas à regarder de la p*rn québécoise

Je sais pas pourquoi j'ai fait ça et je m'excuse d'avance.

@hangmanpage.bsky.social is a terrible heel. I'm supposed to boo him now?

The broligarchs have a vision for the new Trump term. It’s darker than you think. The real reason Musk, Zuckerberg, and Bezos are supporting Trump.

Je lis beaucoup sur Musk en ce moment pour un projet, et c'est précisément ça. Pour lui, les lois et règlements ne sont qu'un frein à sa mission de sauver l'humanité.

Et il n'accepte qu'un sauvetage où il est le héros.

This is still the funniest image Nintendo has ever produced. Luigi, sitting down with his L coffee, reading up on some of the worst atrocities ever perpetuated by humanity: "OH MAMMA MIA"

similar Mario history image. Mario and Peach are protesting Bowser Bus Lines Who was Rosa Parks? An African-American civil rights advocate A famous actress An opera singer

big fan of this one that implies Bowser is racist

Deal 🤝

Milléniaux, les temps sombres arrivent à leur fin.

It's not dev tools that make AAA games expensive. It's salaries for hundred of employees for years.

Au propriétaire de ce #Cybertruck qui m'a vu le prendre en photo, sache que c'était pas admiratif, c'était pour rire de toi avec mes amis.

I feel like maybe the constant turnover of staff isn't streamlining development? Japanese studios tend to keep their staff in between projects and they seem to be doing better.

Also, how were there more than one game called Shadow of Mordor before there was a single one named Destiny?

I was on to something in 1997

Je pense que le français est une langue dans une position fragile comme toutes les langues minoritaires. Je pense aussi qu'on s'en sert souvent pour défendre des positions xénophobes.

Mais... mais... mais... le français est super super en danger!

I told Bluesky I liked movies and it heard I was only interested in Wicked specifically.