The Blaze mini with Ron Wagner art is truly killer

I've never really understood what the popular saying "chickens come home to roost" means and steadfastly refuse to do so

Cover to Strange Suspense Stories #19 by Steve Ditko

RFK Jr look like this Ditko character

I'd like to go back in time to 1988 and tell Lil Frank Black and Wee Kim Deal that I just heard a slow solemn piano instrumental of "Where Is My Mind?" under a video of a parakeet playing fetch with a dog

There's a selection of movies on MGM+ that are written and directed by Satan

I wonder if before God kills me he's going to admire me and post a photo of me on his Instagram story with "Cherry-Coloured Funk" playing underneath like I did with this spider

Here's my go-to line when hitting on someone

The diminished presence and often complete absence of cockney vernacular from 20th century textbooks is a wound from which we are finally healing

Despite his colonialist, racist fantasies, my esteem for Edgar Rice Burroughs would rise tremendously if he called himself Normal Bean

No expiration date printed on these hot dog buns - what a find! Sound investment! Variants ALWAYS rise in value

I just remembered Lali Puna

"Only as personified capital is the capitalist respectable. As such, he shares with the miser the passion for wealth as wealth... It compels him to keep constantly extending his capital, in order to preserve it, but extend it he cannot, except by means of progressive accumulation. "

There would be a cartoonish pontiff blowing bubblegum on the cover that would belie the stylization within

"American Pope" feels like the premise for a 70s Delillo novel that never happened

drawing of Batman in his backup personality colours (red, yellow, purple). He has a baseball bat. Background is orange.

Batman from 2023

I love all social media

I will gladly fave your clearly staged pet video

The future is grim and tacky

I like to think that if I rejected communism, I could also do this split

I don't know who needs to hear this but

Mr. Bean is changing his name to Mr. Meme? What?

Mr. Bean is changing his name to Mr. Meme? What?

When I was younger, one of the great ambitions in my life was probably to become a casualty solemnly intoned by Nico in "Chelsea Girls"

A power move they never see coming is announcing yourself as the most foolish person in the room

How much firepower will Paul Blart have on his person when his franchise gets revived? How thick will his bulletproof outfit be? How will his Punisher insignia be stylized??

Journalism has fallen so far since 1939

It's not often you get a bad vibe off a teddy bear, but here we are

You think you're raising a kid right and one day they come home telling you everything they've learned about Hydrox Cookies, the better cookie brand destroyed by Oreo