Trust God like you trust your anti-diarrhea medicine.

#sobersky
#Mexico

Thats what happened to poor Prim in The Hunger Games.

Happy birthday 🎂

The men and women of Al Anon can help you find them. You are not alone.

Mar-kwayne.

He seems to be having a panic attack.

Or 15 years ago and that the person would be Donald Trump.

Likely by saying, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth..."

He wants to kill Americans.

He got contusions on his hands from high-fiving everyone.

If she hasn't already been preemptively pardoned, she will be.

I'm sure they all have received preemptive pardons.

You've clearly never dropped a contact lens.

Bring back the double space!

The backstory to this painting is that she has ADHD and he just asked her to pick a restaurant before it closes.

He is a blessing to Ann Arbor.

Their bloodlust is insane.

Green is the color of healthy vegetation. He said she's the color of decay. Really.

"Barely legal" is 18 years and one day.

Trump thinks we're Ukraine and that we can't hold elections if we're at war with Venezuela. This is still all about keeping him out of jail.

Pete Hegseth just wants to watch his manly-men kill people.

Hepatitties.

JD Vance?

Today's NYT Spelling Bee. Coincidence?

#NoKings
#NYT
#NoKingsDay
#March
#ICE

Up next on Fox: Portland is burning people!

Okay - multiple things can be true at the same time 🙂

Not stupid nor mentally ill. This is all going according to plan.

Done

A football coach taught us that the Civil War was fought over "states' rights" 😂

They're fighting for democrats, but they're not fighting against Republicans.

It'll be the beginning of Vance's presidency, which has always been the goal.