the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. vs Reid Detmers

Home Run (2) 💣

Exit velo: 107.5 mph
Launch angle: 28 deg
Projected distance: 430 ft

No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks

TOR @ LAA
🔺 3rd

Ooh, so like Japanese knackwurst. WOULD.

Oh heck yeah, Franmil Reyes in a Nippon-Ham commercial

what

Photo of TV screen Mariners Baseball The A's and Mariners S logo appear to spell out the word ass

It's the ass series in Seattle

Look, I don’t mess with swans or geese. That is above my pay grade.

If our Christianity causes us to defend the president rather than the poor, the powerless, the sick, the hungry, the homeless, and the immigrant, that’s when we know we are following someone other than Jesus.

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

“It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”

- Harry Truman

As Trump proves often, the reverse of this is also true.

It’s amazing how much you can fuck things up when the only thing you care about is getting the credit.

- Max Scherzer, probably

psy op marketing getting out of hand

Welcome back, @DaultonVarsho25! #BlueJays50

How your email finds me.

My most millennial take is not everything needs an app

Wait until Kash Patel sobers up and found out he filed a $250M lawsuit against The Athletic.

Wait until Kash Patel sobers up and found out he filed a $250M lawsuit against The Atlantic

It’s sad that the journalists at The Atlantic only want to highlight Kash Patel’s drunken buffoonery without even mentioning all of his charity work with the J6 choir.

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00 TORONTO – In a special offer The Beaverton has graciously offered to let Doug Ford escape from his embarrassing ‘I bought myself a private jet with taxpayer money’ scandal this afternoon, by selling u...

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00

Sickos Committee sticker near a barricaded street

A sign that says "This is a lot of work for a free banana"

Sick O'Malley reporting live from Heartbreak Hill at the #BostonMarathon

Subpoena the US Hockey team, please.

In a nutshell. 😊

Jays off to such a bad start we're all getting side gigs

Kevin Kelly @realkevinkelly Ok @Mets I'm out. Since birth almost 59 years and I'm finally done. It's not me, it's you. @StevenACohen2 traded @You_Found_Nimmo because he's a conservative Christian because Lindor sees Mandami as his mommy. I'm out. Hello @Angels !

Was hoping for funny Kevin Kelly wrestling posts and instead got the mother of all funny baseball posts.

I have bloobs in the freezer, but they're for my smoobies

the bloob god demands a bloob sacrifice

two blue-footed boobys, those derpy birds that looked like they walked in blue paint and everyone makes fun of because they’re a euphemism for boobs

love a great set of bloobs

Your phone will never take a good photo of the moon except for this one rare exception.

Uath Mammoth

Nothing beats that top notch Fanatics quality

A red tailed hawk starting to take flight off a telephone pole with high voltage signage

Caught a red tailed hawk album cover today. 🪶