if my memory of this lore is correct, one is in it for the love of the game and the other one is kind of an asshole, right?

This new Drake album rollout is 🔥

Website for "Gary's Rude Cafe" in Siren, Wisconsin (idk why it's rude), which reads: ITS COLD OUT COME IN AND GET SOMETHING HOT TO WORM YOU UP

a recent round of TimeGuessr led me to looking up a tiny town in Wisconsin on Google Maps, where I found this restaurant's web page and now can't stop saying "get something hot to worm you up" 🪱

The priority service line is reserved for people with disabilities, seniors, pregnant women, and anyone currently in possession of the Larry O'Brien Trophy

there's been a very conscious and successful push by the right wing media to paint it as a crime-ridden hellhole to take the heat off the fact that ICE laid siege to it through the entire winter. my fox news MIL was saying stuff like "i'm surprised she would admit she's from mlps, it's so bad there"

For good or ill, Cleopatra (1970) is a film where things will not stop happening.

therapist: so what's been inspiring you to keep going? me: sinkdog therapist: did you say "sink dog"? me, showing her a picture of sinkdog on my phone: sinkdog

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

1984 calendar meme with the lady saying "the empire is at war with Persia and the Pope" and the calendar says January 1054

[flamboyant guy in 17th century france inventing a béchamel for the first time] oh it's giving mother

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies

Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one

bro you can NOT be fucking serious with this take

Prosecuting and purging the Republican Party was Biden’s one job. When he failed to do his duty it was just a waiting game to this moment.

Disrespectful to Kobe

doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)

This is a huge part of why the rich push means testing so hard! Universalism makes the programs hard to kill! Programs exclusively for the poor are easy to kill! bsky.app/profile/allg...

The thing about this is that zero people in the class that commissions these sorts of articles actually believes in means testing.

They oppose creation of these programs for ideological reasons and think this is an effective argument with the wider public.

windows keeps hallucinating monitors that don't exist I'm laughing so hard help

dylan harper's march: 13/3.6/4.1 on 59/54/86 splits (23 minutes per game)
ace bailey's march: 20/4.5/2.4 on 45/40/88 splits (30 minutes per game)

had anybody else on that rutgers team played basketball before? good lord.

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting:

10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍

18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75

Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president

alien contact, but the trump admin thinks their demons

JD Vance on UFOs: "I don't think their aliens, I think they're demons"

HOLD. THE. FUCK. UP. OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDD

damn. that's unfortunate to see.

i was hoping it'd kill him. oh well.

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

yeah teams are gonna have to start respecting the jumper more soon. the pull-up out of ball screens is starting to fall and he's becoming a very good catch and shoot spot up guy off-ball (59% on catch and shoot 3's since the ASB). he's hit a new gear recently and it rocks to see.