Putin has been puppeteering a fracture in NATO since Orange Julius came down the elevator.

Gave it my wife for
Christmas!

Umm… As a life long Phillies fan, I give that an F. As in, stay the F away from Kyle.

Saw it on the big screen this afternoon.

There is a Gabagool-gle joke to be made but the Phils game is about to start and they need my attention! Enjoy all the food!

You’re in Jersey. A little far North for my liking but you can’t find bad Italian food there. The place wouldn’t stay open if it was not good. Unless it was a front but then it’d be Mafia owned and thus would be good. See! Enjoy.

CHARITY/SELF-PROMOTION ALERT! Help a great cause and snag some great reads. A pair of independently published genre anthologies are being released with their proceeds going to Future for Ferals. I humbly contributed an observational piece to the second book MORE FUTURE FOR FERALS.

He’ll be fine.

When I worked on #TheOffice, my best friend on the show was also an aspiring writer. He was talented, well-liked, worked hard, but his writing career didn’t pan out.

Years later, his biggest regret was “not being more ENTITLED.” I knew just what he meant.

A 🧵 on good/bad entitlement.
#Scriptsky
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1980 infield… Phantastic

Only hurt my pride. And I was 26… now I’d be an urgent care patient for sure.

When I was a Disney toon exec (1996) I literally slipped on banana peel in a Burbank parking lot.

I’m available to be on EB’s writing staff.

No need to fight. If that is your choice… you’ve already lost. ;)

Soulless ghoul who has lost his filter.

Pick Flick!

15 seasons is a long time and gamble on any human being.

Animation writer and Philly fan? How have we not worked together?

Great ending. A day of slight disappointment for you but nine lives of relief and joy for that family. When you decide you want a new kitty there are many waiting for you.

#truth

Tabletop RPGs were my training ground from age eight to today!

Sold their soul for malcontent Aaron.

Maybe I can snag a gig on the anime spinoff Landamon.

So jealous.

Funny and tragic at the same time.

Funny and tragic at the same time.

Need to get the Phillies beat writers to post more… Hate X but I’m obsessing over sports stuff and it’s not here yet.

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