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Posts by James W. Bates

Putin has been puppeteering a fracture in NATO since Orange Julius came down the elevator.

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Gave it my wife for
Christmas!

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Umm… As a life long Phillies fan, I give that an F. As in, stay the F away from Kyle.

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Saw it on the big screen this afternoon.

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There is a Gabagool-gle joke to be made but the Phils game is about to start and they need my attention! Enjoy all the food!

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You’re in Jersey. A little far North for my liking but you can’t find bad Italian food there. The place wouldn’t stay open if it was not good. Unless it was a front but then it’d be Mafia owned and thus would be good. See! Enjoy.

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CHARITY/SELF-PROMOTION ALERT! Help a great cause and snag some great reads. A pair of independently published genre anthologies are being released with their proceeds going to Future for Ferals. I humbly contributed an observational piece to the second book MORE FUTURE FOR FERALS.

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He’ll be fine.

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When I worked on #TheOffice, my best friend on the show was also an aspiring writer. He was talented, well-liked, worked hard, but his writing career didn’t pan out.

Years later, his biggest regret was “not being more ENTITLED.” I knew just what he meant.

A 🧵 on good/bad entitlement.
#Scriptsky
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1980 infield… Phantastic

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Only hurt my pride. And I was 26… now I’d be an urgent care patient for sure.

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When I was a Disney toon exec (1996) I literally slipped on banana peel in a Burbank parking lot.

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I’m available to be on EB’s writing staff.

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No need to fight. If that is your choice… you’ve already lost. ;)

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Soulless ghoul who has lost his filter.

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Pick Flick!

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15 seasons is a long time and gamble on any human being.

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Animation writer and Philly fan? How have we not worked together?

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Great ending. A day of slight disappointment for you but nine lives of relief and joy for that family. When you decide you want a new kitty there are many waiting for you.

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#truth

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Tabletop RPGs were my training ground from age eight to today!

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Sold their soul for malcontent Aaron.

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Maybe I can snag a gig on the anime spinoff Landamon.

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So jealous.

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Funny and tragic at the same time.

Funny and tragic at the same time.

Funny and tragic at the same time.

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Need to get the Phillies beat writers to post more… Hate X but I’m obsessing over sports stuff and it’s not here yet.

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