Im losing my mind

Whoever got you has you out here like Kristy Noem’s husband beloved lol

Wildest sign of aging I ever got is the recovery time for a mean charlie horse being like 3-5 business days lol

It never fails to amaze me how many people really fell for the con-man act.

The list of transgressions (which grows daily) you have to ignore to see this man as anything resembling moral or a leader is truly astonishing.

And now we’re here.

I vividly recall, Senior year of HS, my business management teacher playing us episodes of The Apprentice.

17 year old me was able to fully realize in the moment Donald Trump was a bumbling idiot, a full on quack, and a man undeserving of any type of acclaim for his “business acumen”.

I need better thoughts, I need better vibes.

LGTB. Let’s get this bread

Need to take a visit to the Rico Nasty factory

It’s an evil world we live in

It took me a long time but I have finally radicalized my mother into realizing how pathetic the Democratic Party is lol

Why is it snowing again man lol this is outrageous

Sociopath raps >>>

“Niggas would tell me, Ma$e Chill

No, chill for what?

WHO IS THIS NIGGA? 🤘🏽”

Oh nah I just seen a power line swinging NYC we are in danger 😳

I spent years clowning zodiacs and astrology and I owe the girlies a massive apology cause mfs just read me like a book WTF

I really hate having to read “one size fits all” rhetoric when it comes to relationship dynamics. It’s so incredibly reductive

It’s a great feeling leaving a toxic ass work environment with a horrible boss and realizing you were never the problem

J Cole is the least captivating ‘superstar’ rapper that hip hop has ever had & I don’t think it’s particularly close.

I know J Cole was pissed when Logic dropped that suicide song that he didn’t come up with that idea first

Zack Fox doing a Rave event DJ Set at a Golden Corral in the BX sounds like an incredible night lmaooo

Haiti qualifies for World Cup for first time in 52 years on Bataille de Vertières day Haiti has done the unthinkable. Despite the country’s multitude of challenges that have plagued the soccer sector, Haiti is a World Cup team.

Haiti is going to the World Cup and seeing the troubled country celebrate is a heartwarming thing.

"Scores of Haitians in different communes took to the streets to celebrate with rara bands such as in Cap-Haïtien, Port-au-Prince, Léogâne and Port-de-Paix."

🇭🇹

Don’t risk your reputation going against my repertoire

It’s scary when you read something that describes feelings you have into the perfect words.

She’s lucky cause I was prepared to tell that white devil the world is gonna be a better place once you die

I’m like you dumb old bitch you the one who’s been talking to me this entire ride. This is NYC and it’s a public train you don’t own this shit.

She’s like “im a lawyer”

I’m like bitch nobody cares you got a nasty ass spirit

Then she got off lmao

They started to walk through the train and pass by us, train kinda packed. She’s like “get that shit out of my face” (wasn’t even that close to her btw)

So I step in like “wtf is wrong with you” “don’t be talking to people like that”

She’s like I don’t care what you think. Stop talking to me.

Then when Mexican mariachi band subway performers came on the train to start playing their music she started getting pissed on some “who the fuck do they think they are” “why are they doing this”

Had to curse out some old white lady on the F train today man.

She was lost asking for directions at first. Which was fine. I helped. Kept talking which I was just ignoring.

hakeem jeffries is a pair of michael jordan jeans in human form.

Free my brothers and sisters from the stranglehold the Joe Budden Podcast has on my community