i log on to this website and behave like a magpie

omg jellyfish

there’s a hyacinth emoji 🪻 im fagg

hey diva i put a meating in our scheduel, don’t forget to bring your sword

oh so now teams is “not optimized”? Fuck Off, it’s also not optimal or optimistic yet i have to keep using it

sorry

trying out under eye patches and suddenly realizing i cant wear glasses during

st raggot

so out of my list of things to do today i
- did NOT find the perfume at store 1 tho the website said it was in
- did NOT find the book at store 2 tho it was available
- di NOT enter store 3 to get my vanilla milk because it was closed tho it’s normally open
back to my regularly scheduled progooning

i like to log on. #see something nice. and #notice.

its decided, sunday is now subday

*SUNDAY FUCK

screenshot from a photo on tiktok posted by user petermarietoto of him in a blonde bob and cartoony glasses with furby eyes and it says: if i received the trojan horse i would be like "omggg thank you for this horseeee. i love itttt." like id be grateful af. because you dont see a big horse every day. and for it to be mine would be something special. so if it showed up at my house id be like ahhh. why would there be fellas in there? ughhh

grateful subday

THE MEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE CROWN

My Mouth Is Lonely For You (from Mother Mary) by Anne Hathaway on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 4:04

and i’d say this to many of you music.apple.com/it/album/my-...

i did buy it but i dont have a cd player 😭 (vinyl was sold out of course) so i havent been able to properly listen to the extra songs

Focu 'Ranni by ROSALÍA on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 2:50

wake it UP music.apple.com/it/album/foc...

sister 😃 and you are so good at that!

Skeleton squatting 3 plates with text My body is a bluesky that turns InternalServerError into Forbidden

ordered a bunch of perfume samples for the summer and they arrive todAy

nothing gayer than a boy named lachlan

sorry everyone, i was sunbathing my hole and my cheeks are so big that they created an eclipse and it obscured the bluesky satellite 😔

love them ☺️

i’d be sitting pretty in “Other” with my bestie parasaurolophus

LOVE spelt

*nuts*

hey boy you’re [sic] as hell

and i used fennel seeds fyi

young hoes do cook everything on high

and the fag, excuse me the flag is draped where? languidly on the chaise lounge and waiting for a beefy man? so maybe it is a fag