Chakotay and Seven is the least likely romance I could ever imagine. Sort of a bit like Kira going for a bunch of Vedeks who are totally lacking any sort of charisma

Have you considered drawing Johann Cruyff in witness protection?

Mr Suder, an innocent man, should be at this reunion 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 IM SO ANGRY

When do you reckon the powers that be will finally bring up the Forde Report?

Ensign Incel is STILL THERE FUCKS SAKE

Come to nearly the end of this sorry state of affairs and Neelix has FINALLY fucked off

They are literally playing panpipes when Chakotay is on screen. I was only joking when I said this 4 seasons ago!!

Starmer Relaunch #8773: The Relaunchening™

Angry EMH with a combover 🤣

Every single day of Starmer's premiership has been clearly signposted "Warning, rakes ahead!" and he's still stood on every single one!

Me addressing convicted murderer Tom Paris.

A picture of Kiethy Starmz' favourite thing in the whole world - a rake.

DO IT

What was the funniest Starmer rake stepping episode? Considering the rakes were trodden on from day one, there's no shortage of hilarious Kiethy Starmz antics.

Chakotay turns up with a dreamcatcher. Fucks sake.

Kiethy Starmz

Morton's Fork but it's correctly called Starmer's Rake

Very funny that with every word that's come out of Starmer's mouth this week has made this rake of his own creation even bigger. He really is spectacularly unaware of his surroundings.

Tal Celeeeeeees!!

What is known about the Bolians other than their ability to take ginormous shits?

Has Starmer resigned yet?

At least that go compare cunt was finally cancelled.

Mates with Starmer in general by the looks of it. I nearly spilled my coffee this morning with the news!

Referee is a nonce, pass it on

FUCKS SAKE 🤣🤣👀

The King Power Stadium

Liechestershire!!!!

Me in a rather fetching blue shirt with tigers on it

Off to Liechestershire to hopefully watch us sink Liechestershire FC. This should be our home kit btw #hcafc

STARMER HAS JUST PROCLAIMED DEATH TO ALL CAMELIDS. HE MUST BE STOPPED

STARMER HAS ARRIVED IN TEHRAN FOR CRUNCH TALKS I DONT SPEAK FARSI BUT I BELIEVE AN IRANIAN OFFICIAL HAS JUST ASKED WHO IS THIS DWEEB

STARMER HAS COMMANDEERED A FIGHTER JET AND IS GOING TO 9/11 BUT ITS THE EIFFEL TOWER

Starmer, the paedo's friend.