If anyone’s looking for that one hour of daylight, I boofed it

there’s still something about mary

pan seared bologna

homie bologna

YES 🥲 AND I NEED MORE

YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH CASTLE ROCK

Thanks, I’ve placed a hold on it. It’s quite the popular book.

who’s got books they’d like to recommend?

how does this make you feel, white boy?

FIMALLY

dick tracer

pounding it in a way that brings world peace

Me when the office manager asks who printed out all 80,000 pages of the newly released JFK files

These everything bagels aren't messing around.

*pulls pube out of mouth*

That’s awesome. It’s so calming, there’s no pressure, just sit and chill, yawn, stretch, repeat.

on my way to hang out with my dad.

watch each other take cat naps.

A deer stuck bt a fence and another fence. It’s hell cute tho ☺️

If I send you this and say “oh dear” just know that I’m stuck in bt a fence and a fence place

This is where I post from

My favorite thing about 2025 is buying weed in a store and buying eggs from some guy I met on Craigslist

a cartoon cat is sticking its tongue out next to a boy in a sleep mask ALT: a cartoon cat is sticking its tongue out next to a boy in a sleep mask

I cast hairball

my left hand holding a ball of hair (I shaved my beard off)

the blood moon lunar eclipse

a picture of a squirrel with the words " good morning yup it is tuesday " ALT: a picture of a squirrel with the words " good morning yup it is tuesday "

GOOD MORNIN

was wet willie named after the wet willyee or the wet willyer 🤔

i wonder how many people's last words have been "world star"

bedazzle your balls for the cause

alligator or crocodile slow dancing with man

mood

AN HANDSOME FUCK.

JUST ANOTHER DAY
AND NOTHINGS ANY GOOD