You’re British aren’t you

do not come, Billy

"Anonymous sourcing"?

You mean...like some "anonymous source" saying Elvis and Godzilla were getting freaky, but corroboration is not possible as one is fiction, the other is dead and the "source" is "anonymous"? Yeah...well done.

really not beating the allegations stephen

Sorta hostile, aint you.

scaring pigeons? are you fucking stupid!?

I imagine seeing Trump naked would be a really close second...

That doesn't contradict anything I said, Vanessa.

Okay

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

@kkdwwwwww "the man who composed the greatest OSTs in history is putting american cheese on 'tacos'". Quoting Nobuo Uematsu: "バレンタインだからって戸塚さんがタコス作ってくれた－！ビールが進むわ－　皆さんもHappy Valentine's Day!" (Because of Valentine's, Tozuka-san made tacos! It goes with beer! Happy Valentine's Day to everyone, too!)

Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

unreal combination of celebrations today

i hope to see some truly sinful commemoration of this occasion

Thank you for your service 🫡

My claim to fame is that I'm the one who got Scott dropped by every newspaper in the country.

Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?” The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:

Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

A brown bunny looks at a letter board reading, "You can't make everyone happy. You're not a bunny."

Doing it for the buckle

If someone's dream is about getting rawed by zeztz in their sleep then what

Redraw of an old book cover, which was a redraw meme on this app six months ago. It is showing Taskmaster lazing on a bed eating donuts and reading smut. The text says 'Donuts in Bed, Take a Bite' ____ #kimgakaku #TaskmasterMentioned

six months later-

Tiger dude Torakuma and Dog bro Pupmops jumping colorfully and dynamically dressed as Ashigara and Garmr respectively from Tokyo Afterschool Summoners. Both characters are against a white, purple, and orange burst background that says “Trick or Treat” at the top right.

Happy Halloween! Getting to repost this older piece is a treat this Halloween~Me & @pupmops.bsky.social circa 2019 dressed up as Ashigara (アシガラ) & Garmr (ガルム) from a certain gacha game (放サモ)
🎨 @nomifuki.bsky.social

Athlete borzoi 🦴

Belial x Z

Gavv//Valen commission