Dear Facebook, for the love of fuck. Stop pausing my music when I open the app.

Twitter space be so messy!!

Y’all better go ahead & park your cars at church today so you’ll have a good spot come Sunday 😂

One thing about black people, we gone say “look at God” about everything 😂 idc if it’s a empty parking spot 😂😭

I have a BAD habit of not talking to people unless they talk to me first

You feel me!

Unpopular opinion:
I have NEVER looked at a gas price. What am I gonna do, not get gas?!

106 & Park really used to be a whole vibe after coming home from a long day of school...What a time to be alive

Online payments: “your payment has been received. Thank you”

Black people: * Screenshot*

The way people portray themselves to be online be a complete JOKE .

No social media platform is better than Facebook!

Everybody wants to be nonchalant and cool

Why do yall stress about not having a valentine at this grown ass age? 🤨

instagram needs to make that feature where we can add pictures on highlights without posting it on story!

Best face wash & moisturizer??

I’m real tired of these damn AI pictures/flyers

Why is America so DIVIDED it’s sickening

You Hœs Let Anybody Nut && Get A Baby Outta You

ego and pride are killing the dating pool.

Tabasco is the best hot sauce

Geminis and Verizon are similar cause they both cut everyone off n not gaf

If you have Verizon, now the time to go cheat

the best cookie ever is them Subway White Michael Damien cookies

And this why I don’t eat at nobody house

And when they grab you by the neck too 🤤😮‍💨😮‍💨

Why plan B so expensive for 😑

Match that by Chinx

Sour patch

Neck kisses

So embarrassing 🫣