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Posts by Uncle Cookie

Me trying to be normal

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💜

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Bluesky will continue to be fucked until my demands are met.

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A woman is possessed because she got tatoos in Mexico and then ink had rattlesnake blood in it, which makes it cursed.

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Jason Bateman & David Harbour Thunder Boys Rap Lyrics | DTF St. Louis | HBO Max
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I've now watched them all and you don't have to watch the others to enjoy this one, but it helps.

Cusack does much better than Michael Pitt in the second one.

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Watch DTF St Louis

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SPACE TRUCKERS HIVE RISE UP

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Wait, dude. Have you not seen Strangers Prey at Night? That one rules.

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Video games are from the devil

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Watch DTF St Louis

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Watched a movie with a cosplay festival and I didn't spot one goku. Not a one.

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Calm down, James. You just need a touch assist.

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She put out this book called "Sex" with all these different celebs naked in it.

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WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

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Valentino is SO hot right now (1977)

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welcome to my hot hot takes:

1. i love trans people
2. treating others like fellow human beings is SO hot
3. littering is unsexy, along with spitting on the ground
4. fuck the king, redistribute the wealth
5. art is everywhere even if you think it’s shitty and worthless

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Before me are my three chalices, and within them my three beverages.

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Someone had a post like "There is a Star Wars movie out in a month and no one is talking about it!" and I had to think for a minute about what it even is. "Is Starfighter out already?" Hah

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I am DTF for DTF St Louis.

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CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

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I've lived in fear of my nose being that red my whole life so I support you.

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I'm having......Trouble.

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90s Puffs tissue ads with a claymation kid and his nose is sickly red from using inferior product and then the mom's hand is coming in with the superior puffs to save the day.

90s Puffs tissue ads with a claymation kid and his nose is sickly red from using inferior product and then the mom's hand is coming in with the superior puffs to save the day.

Cold got me like

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Niece watched some stuff on my Disney+ profile so now it's gonna recommend me baby shit instead of my big boy stuff.

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Australian TSA finding your smuggled copy: "Now you Can't leave."

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Busy but almost done!

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🎶I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS🎶
🎶I'LL FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF🎶

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Two of them are set in NYC. If Hedora got his way it would probably look In The Lost Lands.

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The quiet horror of seeing the person you sat with 2 days ago wearing a mask

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