amazon and anthropic announce an ouroboros dick sucking session

You’ll go mad and start writing emails to yourself in my email voice to fill the void

(coworkers reacting with laughing emojis to my slack messages) This is great. I am going to get a good grade in being a coworker, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve,

I’m sorry 😭

That’s what I would do if I were a college

They should just give you a degree because you’re so cool

Well then I’m just not gonna send you any emails out of fear of being falsely accused of AI usage

I think everyone should develop ODD

Just take the loss

I encourage ignoring word counts for that exact reason

Nah I’d just open their parachute

Teaches them from a young age not to make empty threats

Owner of a mustard company handed a federal prison sentence after illegally dumping waste into a river

He was reportedly disposing waste into the water through a secret underground pipe

The Christian baby didn’t even do anything; that shit was the pitcher’s fault

I probably would try to save thr homophobic baby, since as a literal baby they have plenty of brain development left to undergo and will almost certainly grow and change as a person

Is there actually anything stopping me from opening the homophobic baby’s parachute?

homosexuals, imagine you're going skydiving with a homophobic baby.
suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce homosexuality. what would you do?

So basically children exist solely as a means of propagating your genes and any men who believe otherwise are obviously predators

Conservatives have a perception of men completely more demented and sexist than any strawman feminist grifters could ever think off

“Possess a child”

two birds

My theory is that it’s the America Devil

It's so hot when girls

Why don’t they ever make smart glasses that filter out strobe lights or change signs into dyslexic-friendly fonts?
Why is it always “we created the shittiest VR game known to man and it’ll only run on our proprietary glasses”?

Falling

Nah you should

Thoughts on Octopus?

they're naming you Agitated Woman in the visual novel transcript

Omg you’ve resurrected