this works for a lot of Shakespeare too

“To be or not to be? Girl, that is the question”

have we considered the possibility that the alcoholic with crusade nostalgia just really does wanna die like a crusader, most likely shitting himself to death?

Additional Supporting evidence: this post. Seriously. Concise has never been my forte.

Snippet of rubric with criterion feedback of “your paper is too long” highlighted. I still Point out that I received full marks for that rubric category.

Supporting evidence: this note, from my prof, as I was a full ass grown adult who TRIED TO KEEP IT SHORTER and no longer feels the need to over-achieve (IMHO, though maybe not according to certain others in my life)

Not sure if this is High School or College but I cannot express how glad I am I didn’t have to write a senior thesis. Comps in grad school were stressful as hell but the sheer audacity of the length of any theses that I would have written.

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

theonion.info

Cartoon cannabis leaf with arms, legs, eyes, and a smile. “HAPPY 420” emblazoned below. I find It adorable. I can’t promise it’s not actually creepy.

Just realized what day it is. Not really sure if the legalization of cannabis has made 420 more or less relevant of a celebration. Either way, Happy Weed Smoking Day to those who celebrate. I hope this little dude brings you joy instead of horror.

Ive seen Bob Dylan live several times.

It’s WILD to think that the last time I saw him was 15-20 years ago, assuming It might be my last chance.

Yet I have an opportunity this summer, with my father, who I saw all his shows with.

I may have to “while I can“

I’m afraid it will be sad.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

I only wish I could believe that a new nation will be built before the current one collapses

There's no way in hell you're gonna get Texans to en masse stop shopping at HEB.

I would like to make it through one calendar month without an illness or injury.

Trying to be grateful it hit the only weekend this month I don‘t have plans/obligations with limited success.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Probably not the best ever, but the cutest I in my camera roll in the last few months. These stinkers have been annoying the shit out of me the last few days but I love them to pieces.

Probably appropriate that it’s a photo where they are annoyed with me.

Oh. My. God. Honey boo boo. Why are you bragging about learning how to make women orgasm? Also, NO ONE believes your 100% success rate OR ability to find that many women who have “never orgasmed”

“Rather than debate meta studies, I simply weighed my poo”

I want so badly to know how many takes it took for Method Queen @michaelhobbes.bsky.social to not scream or puke while reading that banger of a quote.

15 min in and this man is as bat shit as one could want. Blessed be @maintenancephase.bsky.social and @ifbookspod.bsky.social.

Screenshot of podcast app If Books Could Kill Line art book with blood dripping from over right. CROSSOVER EVENT: Tim Ferris’s “The 4-Hour Body”

The 4-Hour Work Week was absolute trash. The only book club book I simply refused to finish. I am looking forward to more trash talking of Tim Ferris.

Art. Black and white drawing made of abstract shapes and lines, that might look like a figure with a horse or cow skull and weird horns, seen from behind, looking to its right. One arm disappears out of frame, and the other is curled up to its chest, with the hands making a small gesture of blessing or dismissal.

A drawing from the last several evenings. Perhaps a mari lwyd having a bit of a dance

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

Every day a different billionaire says the most horrific movie villain thing you've ever heard but this guy and a grandpa from Vermont are the scary ones because they want to tax them

Counterpoint: I use em dashes with abandon and will not let "AI" steal them from me. I was overusing them first and will continue to do so long after "AI" is a crater in our financial system, or our merciless overlords, or both

Bring on the spring rains please and thank you.

4pm Eastern would be a perfect time for a rainy run, in case mother nature is wondering.

Like, for example, a Secretary of Defense citing a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction to promote wars of aggression.

Facts

“This is where the relationship between reality and not reality becomes harder to pin down”

16 min in and this episode is WILD.

Now this is the sort of content warning we should all aspire to