Lmao terrible

I tell my mom all the time imma buy her the best cardboard Home Depot provides when she retired

My mom didn’t help me! Like I drove us all down to SC and she’s gonna agree with my grandaddy!

I don’t 😭 you gotta be deep in the inner circle to reach my front door

I mean you do don’t get me wrong but I’ve also only ever seen you from the shoulder up

The most peaceful my life has been has been the last two years with no roommate

Idk friend you don’t look like a Peaches

Japan
China
Egypt
Nigeria
Kenya
Ghana

A lot of this was my BM being way too nice. She was always just taking people in with. I where to go and then we find out exactly why no one else wanted them lmao

Only when they put a toupe on

Roommate that stole my wallet and clothes and had the audacity to come back to the house weeks later in my shirt using my brush tryna pay me back from the wallet he stole.

Roommate that was on drugs and snuck a teenage girl in our house.

No one can EVER live with me again

I’ve had some of the worst roommates of all time.

Two separate apts raided by the police because of two separate roommates (why I don’t allow people at my house no more).

Roommates that just wouldn’t pay they portion of the bills on time

One roommate that sucker punched me in front of my kids

Sometimes I have a hard time telling the difference between Joe Rogan and Dana White

I still haven’t spoken to that nigga 😭

My grandaddy had a champagne 1970 deville with cream interior and I literally begged him for months to give it to me in his will. He left it to my Cousin Tony cuz he was older and I had only been driving (legally) for like a year and a half before he passed. Tony wrecked it a week after the funeral

I have multiple:

1987 Saab 900 Cabrio
1969 ZL-1 Camaro
Any year Audi R8
1970 Cadillac DeVille

We have a problem. It’s a men problem. That’s always been the problem. Imma cuss you out if you try to not all men me because I do not give a fuck. All men need to be correcting this shit. That’s the start and end of this.

Exactly. I want and demand that same respect in return and if you cannot give me that we are done. platonic. romantic. family. Don’t give a fuck, we not doin that.

My brain can’t even comprehend or fathom the first part of this skeet…

Calling me out my name will never fly. That’s an instant non-negotiable and everything’s a dub once it’s done. Idc how angry I am I’ll walk away before I call you anything other than what ya folks named you

sometimes I just don't want to be compared or dissected. let me just be.

I just talked about it with my BM

I would just like one day with absolutely no responsibilities. I need a reset bad. I’m scared that I’m going to burn myself out very soon

I love an appreciate the responsibility that comes with taking care of my family, but I’m running on fumes. I do so much. I literally am on go from the moment I open my eyes till the moment I fall asleep. It’s gonna be even worse if BM goes back to flying in a few weeks

idk. I just always thought parents thinking they're doing their kids such a big favor for bringing them here to this earth isn't really a favor. We didn't ask to be here. In fact, a lot of them weren't even "equipped" to bring us here.

I came to the realization that I’m super overwhelmed and overstimulated rn

Cuz they was expecting the dumbass coach to call a timeout lmaooooo

Nah imma snuff Mikal Bridges what was that?!

Our offense completely fell apart in the 4th

I was about to say why he talking to Jacob like a 40 year old Do Boy till
I realized me and Jacob the same age 😭