Staring at her feet all the way through her chanclas
Imma put more beads on her toes than Minnetonkas

I had a whole new persona I was cooking up and everything

Ok hell yeah I submitted a new appeal

I tried already but I’ll try again it would be nice to not have to make a new acct lol

Bitch I’m resplendent

Banger

Well if it’s ordained by god who am I to question it

what the fucking crap dude

I became drunk with power

In many ways I’m scared to go back on Twitter because it had a profound affect on my gay life

I’m seventeen years old and I’m gay

I’m not ready yet I’m just a kid

Let those kids have a 10mg gummy on Halloween it’s a holiday

Twitter is like an ex girlfriend

Not a lot of news to report sadly

The deals on the McDonald’s app vary by state

Fucking awesome shadow and sonic sipping lean with guns in their hand

I’m announcing

Lloyd News Network will be back in a big way

Elon, if you strike me down now, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine…

I’ve been silenced

Twitter is down #whocanrelate

It’s definitely just down

We still doing this?

AITA for being happy my gf’s dad died?

Trust me it’s not as bad as it sounds haha it’s just that he was really traditional so I know he’d have wanted me to ask for his daughter’s hand in marriage and that would’ve been soooo awkward so his death really takes a load off my back. My gf is not ha…

WARNING: The “lobster dinner” at Riley’s Crab Shack is NOT a meal styled after what a lobster would eat for dinner

Joe rogaine