WMOT 89.5 Nashville playlist. Turtles all the Way Down - Sturgill Simpson (about psychedelics) Outlaws Prayer - Mike McClure (about getting shot) Dry Spell - Kacey Musgraves (about being completely, unspeakably horny)
Your radio station plays songs about trucks and beer. My radio station plays songs about psychedelics, getting shot, and being horny. We are not the same.
Infowars VasoBeet Complete dietary “supplement” but ONION is shittily pasted over BEET on the label by yours truly
Artist rendition
Mr Onion, please sell little bottles of medicinal onion extract in the style of the weird beet powder every rightwinger hawked for a while. I will buy them as sticking stuffers for everyone I know.
Hand-to-hand fight scene as the Iranians attempt to board set to “Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes” by Jimmy Buffett
I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill
Chattanooga Lookout-that-man-is-fistfighting-an-iPads
Oh man, I think I remember that. I love minor league promo schemes.
Surely there are at least auxiliary beer counters for Thirsty Thursdays though, right? That is still going to be a scene when a bunch of people attempt to get a hot dog after five $4 beers
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM • Mar 12, 2026 • 748.5K Views
"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."
I washed and detailed my wife’s ‘07 Accord on Sunday. Coupe, V6, 6-speed manual transmission. Starting to show her age, but we plan to keep her until she explodes or the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.
I’m having ice cream for lunch. Quantity yet to be determined.
While we're attacking frontally
Watch Brinkley and Huntley
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing holocaust
Yeah!
So long, mom!
I'm off to drop The Bomb
So don't wait up for me
But while you swelter
Down there in your shelter
You can see me
On your TV!
yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization
Gorsuch: Justice of the Cimarron
Time to dust off a classic:
Tweet by GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic Gorsuch normally: it's completely within an employer's rights to castrate any employee Gorsuch on reservation law: I am issuing this ruling from Piscataway land, 6:46 PM • Apr 21, 2023 • 706.9K Views
Classic
We need to bring back the ideal of masculinity focused on quiet self-sacrifice for the sake of others. Alpha shit is for losers. Be a man and humbly forgo the shit you want for years so you can provide for your family, you indulgent little wuss
“If we can create a nonsentient, headless bodyoid for a human being, that will be a great source of organs”
10/10 opening for a dystopian sci-fi novel. 0/10 comment from a real life tech bro.
Peering into the future by setting the playback speed to 2x on a live YouTube stream
All of the landscaping around every federal building will be done with Bradford pear mulch. Shred their corpses and lay them before our halls of power
When I’m elected president I’m putting a bounty on them. $500 for a cord worth, 3 year timespan. That way they can’t be farmed.
I am ready to buy a dozen beater chainsaws and start a brigade of volunteer Bradford pear exterminators
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
This skeet is now dedicated to FedEx driver who just drove by our house absolutely BELTING Rolling in the Deep by Adele.
Because the US has totally never started a war over the sinking of a boat. Nope, definitely no reason to call this a war. /s
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Mai...
Many such cases
I hate IPAs and would still absolutely crush 3-4 of them a day for a mil. If it was 3-4 Guinnesses, it would be the best month of my life before I even got the money