dril tweet from 2018: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"
Posts by Ethan Turkeltaub
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing
What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
they should invent Online but the opposite
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.
It was a little different last week.
there are no computers in heaven
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
trader joe’s has put out a bounty on ICE
"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
Pixely text reading SLEVE MCOI CHAEL WILLIE DUSTICE ONSON SHEEMEY LEROMT GRIDE DARRYL ARCHIDELD SCOTT DOUROUE ANATOLI SMORIN SHOAN FURCOTTE REY MCSRIFF DEAN WESREY GLENALLEN MIXON MIKE TRUK MARIO MCRLAAIN OWIGT RORTUGAL RAUL CHAMGERLAIN TIM SANDRELE KEVIN NOGILNY KARL DANOLETON TONY SMEHRIK MIKE SERNANOEZ BOBSON OUGNUTT TODD BONZALEZ
This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.
everything's computer
image of chang in napoleonic costume walking the halls of greendale community with his middle-school deputies, from the tv show “community”
every time i read about musk and his young turd engineers i think of chang taking over greendale www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY
dear commissioner manfred. have two teams ever lost the same world series and if not why not
Can't believe he did what he did but he died a martyr.
If I'm reading this right, the indictment is about acquiring the information to piece together the URL, rather than accessing that URL (which was not password protected)?
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to go on the computer
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
jack smith going to indict the Mets for the verlander trade
ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we
A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one
guy exists in the sweet spot between absolutely-stupid-enough-to-be-serious and absolutely-despises-his-audience-enough-to-troll-them
what are these "skeets" you speak of?