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Posts by Ethan Turkeltaub

dril tweet from 2018: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"

dril tweet from 2018: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"

4 weeks ago 2915 461 8 18

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

1 month ago 9959 1225 69 40

one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing

2 months ago 4433 345 110 31

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

4 months ago 1588 242 7 8

they should invent Online but the opposite

3 months ago 380 40 47 3
Best Club Sandwiches in the World - The Top Clubs around the world. The best of the best - we've been around the world and have hand picked and eaten the best club sandwiches around. Join us at club sandwich reviews dot com.

It’s apparently at the InterContinental in Hong Kong www.clubsandwichreviews.com/top-club-san...

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

5 months ago 18447 4520 148 170
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
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A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.

It was a little different last week.

5 months ago 14313 2807 308 471

there are no computers in heaven

2 years ago 109 7 11 3

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

7 months ago 8894 1219 426 2164
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trader joe’s has put out a bounty on ICE

10 months ago 715 75 2 3

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

10 months ago 12632 1768 61 16
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SLEVE MCOI CHAEL

WILLIE DUSTICE
ONSON SHEEMEY
LEROMT GRIDE

DARRYL ARCHIDELD
SCOTT DOUROUE

ANATOLI SMORIN

SHOAN FURCOTTE
REY MCSRIFF
DEAN WESREY

GLENALLEN MIXON
MIKE TRUK

MARIO MCRLAAIN

OWIGT RORTUGAL
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN
TIM SANDRELE

KEVIN NOGILNY
KARL
DANOLETON
TONY SMEHRIK
MIKE
SERNANOEZ
BOBSON OUGNUTT
TODD
BONZALEZ

Pixely text reading SLEVE MCOI CHAEL WILLIE DUSTICE ONSON SHEEMEY LEROMT GRIDE DARRYL ARCHIDELD SCOTT DOUROUE ANATOLI SMORIN SHOAN FURCOTTE REY MCSRIFF DEAN WESREY GLENALLEN MIXON MIKE TRUK MARIO MCRLAAIN OWIGT RORTUGAL RAUL CHAMGERLAIN TIM SANDRELE KEVIN NOGILNY KARL DANOLETON TONY SMEHRIK MIKE SERNANOEZ BOBSON OUGNUTT TODD BONZALEZ

This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.

10 months ago 1538 188 73 28

everything's computer

1 year ago 869 93 36 15
image of chang in napoleonic costume walking the halls of greendale community with his middle-school deputies, from the tv show “community”

image of chang in napoleonic costume walking the halls of greendale community with his middle-school deputies, from the tv show “community”

every time i read about musk and his young turd engineers i think of chang taking over greendale www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

1 year ago 1429 225 28 10

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

1 year ago 20092 1830 292 56
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yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY

1 year ago 2316 298 22 16

dear commissioner manfred. have two teams ever lost the same world series and if not why not

1 year ago 165 25 6 2

Can't believe he did what he did but he died a martyr.

1 year ago 1223 178 22 10

If I'm reading this right, the indictment is about acquiring the information to piece together the URL, rather than accessing that URL (which was not password protected)?

2 years ago 2 0 1 0

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to go on the computer

2 years ago 1031 203 7 4
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Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

2 years ago 13953 5256 431 523

jack smith going to indict the Mets for the verlander trade

2 years ago 103 13 8 1

ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we

2 years ago 2712 346 37 24

A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one

2 years ago 1802 409 26 13
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guy exists in the sweet spot between absolutely-stupid-enough-to-be-serious and absolutely-despises-his-audience-enough-to-troll-them

2 years ago 136 19 15 1

what are these "skeets" you speak of?

2 years ago 5 0 1 0