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As a diehard ITYSL fan, I hate how much upset-Dabo looks like a Tim Robinson bit

A major plus of not being a huge baseball guy or having a team is that I have no problem buying a jersey of Eddie King Jr. no matter which team drafts him

I walk past this to and from work every single day, and I’ve played enough Tony Hawk to know that there’s a secret tape floating up in that tree

My first tattoo that I will get will be a matching one with my wife that she has already gotten. But hold me to this. If my beloved New York Knicks can somehow win it all this year, I will get a BING BONG 2K25 tattoo

Whenever Dabo does retire, he’s going to make bank taking gumps’ money headlining tent revival arena tours convincing people that Jesus wants them to help him have a private jet in each corner of the country besides the PNW, but he would never willingly go there anyways

Over all, I’m cheering for Houston. But having either Bruce Pearl or Todd Golden in the title is making me even cheer for Dook in the final if they beat Houston

Ja Morant’s facial hair tonight looks like he’s paying homage to Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone

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Well, that sucked. But I know who I’m cheering for the rest of the way

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a forecast use 5% intervals. What is this, LSU’s football field?

For optics, Bubba Cunningham should at least make the empty gesture of declining the salary bonus he’s getting. I feel stronger that he should turn down that 100k-ish than I felt that Kenny should’ve declined his $7.25million buyout here

The selection committee did drugs.

An 8 seed? FOH.

My beloved Butler Bulldogs:

I’ve never been good at actually reading (BIG audiobook guy), so I’ve started to bring a book with me on my lunch break every day at work. And I have to say, I’m really hoping one of these days I’ll actually open it

My family talks on the phone so rarely that it is tradition to start every phone call with “hey! Nothing’s wrong. So,”

Box Lunch is Hot Topic with the lights on, and Spencer’s Gifts is Hot Topic taking one of those gas station rhino pills and washing it down with a camo 4loko

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“What kind of a dork would want to buy Woj’s old iPhones?”
Darren Rovell, probably:

This may have even been said on the broadcast last night and I missed it. But I think there’s going to be at least 1 major NBA retirement this year. So they threw this together real quick to get 1 final team of Dame, KD, LeBron, Kyrie, Steph, AD, and Harden while they could and it was a 1 time thing

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When you hear Joker and the Thief out in the wid

Nobody:
My 68 year old aunt who loves to tell people she hasn’t listened to new music since she stopped listening to country radio when she retired in 2003: I just don’t get it. And who is this?

I’m sure no one else is watching the Butler Providence game, but we just saw a text book NBA Hangtime on N64 goaltending

I’m watching Angels in the Outfield for the first time since childhood, and the owner of the team just said “This isn’t Cincinnati, George. No one expects you to win big with these guys.” And that is a hilarious line in the year of our lord 2025

I just saw a Facebook group of people boycotting the Super Bowl because the NFL tampers in games. And my brothers and sisters in christ. 24 of the top 25 broadcasts of all time are Super Bowls. All 69 of you won’t be a drop in the bucket. And I can promise you I’m not an NFL Stan

Last night, my wife and I watched On the Line with Mel Gibson. And I never tell people “You HAVE TO watch this movie as soon as you can.” And that streak definitely continues with this one. If you get the chance, I highly recommend you watch literally any other movie. Major thumbs down mouth fart.

I want to wake her up and tell her like the Bin Laden scene on Newsroom

My wife’s celebrity crush is Luka, and she loves the Lakers. I’m honestly contemplating waking her up to tell her

Can someone at UofL buy the rights to this picture to use it as a “collision course” kind of thing?

Man I’m sad that coach DBK left, but honestly we were just on the other side of a Brohming. Mazel Tov to her!

I’m neutral on the Commanders. But this news makes me want them to be the next dynasty

(Un)fun fact. Dan was a partial owner & chairman of the board at Six Flags from ‘05-‘09 & pushed for severe budget cuts on maintenance & safety. Anyone know why that would’ve been relevant in Louisville in 2007?

There’s a team on Pop Culture Jeopardy named Married Plus a 3rd Wheel and that honestly could be the name of 90% of these teams