And farmers going out of business because they can't afford to produce those goods at the price offered.

No room at the Inn.

Hey @icod.bsky.social, I think your Twitter account has been hacked.

a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a door that says son of a grifth ALT: a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a door that says son of a grifth

We've just opened our second pack.

I have finally taken this advice and bought a thermometer so I don't wipe out my family on Christmas Day.

As usual, the Yanks take it to extremes.

Election 2029 will be a straight up fight between the Tories and Labour.

"Did you see Hess at Badminton?"
"No, he's more of a squash man"

Or Eventing in 1946.

I think that everyone who was transported and enslaved should receive compensation from the individuals who did that to them.

I thought following the Scandinavian model was supposed to be a good thing?

Mumford and Sons, in every sense.

Because you're a cunt.

But I don't want to go to Birmingham!

Something good to put in the ESG report of your accounts.

Always nice to have a second income stream for your cannabis factory.

It's difficult. We probably spotted it in part because of the context. If it's served up by partisan morons on the internet, you're going to be suspicious. If it's given to you by a team you worked with closely for years, you are more likely to trust their judgement, however misplaced that might be.

I agree with that but also I don't think VC-M should be chastised for this. It's not her job to vet the script, she's there to deliver it in the funniest manner possible. Given the political output from most celebrities, I don't think giving them editorial control would be a good idea!

We should have a bank holiday.

I feel slightly numb and mostly exhausted at the amount of antisemitism posting about antisemitism has triggered on my BlueSky posts

Being Jewish on social media means having to expect it, and I’d almost got desensitised it

Almost

To all the antisemites, I say: f*ck you

Yes, but when she goes outside she won't feel the benefit.

You are totally minimising it.

Just heard a soundbite from Age UK (or similar) claiming that a phone-based ID card would make it difficult for the 1.5m 65+s that are employed.

These aren't befuddled technophobes, they were in their 40s when smartphones came out, 30s when the web became commonplace!

They don't though.

I think we deserve a thread of these proposals. We all need a good laugh.

Well this sucks.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social

The real answer is hiding in plain sight. That map of the world is a Union Flag.

Meta-Banksy

made you a meta-Banksy lads, where's my millions of quid