See also: Killing someone with an axe, as long as they're on a spinning target.

Cemetry Greats

Shh, don't tell the humans.

"If you don't up the dose, you'll never end up a widow like me."

You didn't say banana.

Bulk to the Old House

Indeed, enough people with money enough to influence the result in their favour.

And they said time travel was easy.

Fair play. I'd say that when it comes down to it, they wouldn't make the stupid decision to leave, but my own country is not a good example for people making a stupid choice in a referendum.

Nah, if it was that bad I'd fire up one of my backup identities.

One small step for a man, 6 months of waiting for the builders to do it properly.

Never mind, thanks for offering.

In that case I'd need a magnifying glass, not a time machine.

Just say Alberta is OK to join the US if any state is free to join Canada.

Bluesky. Royal Mail I'd have enough time to travel to the destination and intercept the postman before it arrived.

Anyone have a time machine? I just need to pop back and tell 6 hour ago me not to post something.

But I didn't want to argue, and another thing... hey wait a minute.

Why waste valuable (enemy) resources, when you can get the troops to wipe each other out?

I think I have entered this argument under false pretences. I shall withdraw forthwith and expect us never to talk of the matter again.

IQ TEST is to PRESIDENCY

as

BICYCLE is to…

Sweet(FA)=0 => 2FA=0

Discuss.

What if Sweet is some operator that maps some inputs onto zero?

If "sad" is finding
True joy in some obsession
Then I shall stay sad

#Haiku

Very good, thanks for sharing.

If they're anything like your mashups on here, in effort if not in style, them I'm sure I'd enjoy hearing them.

Nice, what songs do you play? A bit far to come along.

Take care what you post
The discover tab awaits
Won’t know you’re British

#Haiku

I used to think, never trust anyone who claims they never get things wrong. Thanks to AI, I realise this now applies to computers.

God: Perhaps "Thou shalt not kill" isn't as unambiguous as I thought it was.

Dunno how he had time to do that and Pop Quiz at the same time.