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Five goals so far. Loving this game. Reckon there's three more at least in the second half, the way both teams are attacking (and defending).

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2-2!

Arda Guler! Incredible free kick #BAYRMA

Cracking start to #BAYRMA, let's hope both teams just go at pace for the rest of the game.

The Edge Hotel in Whitehaven, Cumbria

If anyone is in the Whitehaven area, could you pop over to the Jawas and ask if they have any secondhand droids for sale, thanks.

What a thoroughly enjoyable game #ATLBAR is. Great quality all round.

Zwift setup next to your work station?!

To 'Vance'; verb, to fuck up.

one immediate dramatic consequence of the Hungarian result:

Magyar has promised to repair relations with the EU and unblock a €90bn EU loan for Ukraine

Hillary Clinton & @HillaryClinton •33m The end of Viktor Orbán's autocratic regime is a victory not just for Hungary, but for people who value democracy around the world. Congratulations to Tisza, to incoming leader Péter Magyar, and to Hungarians everywhere.

Wout!!!

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If you could spare some time to share this message, spare some money to sponsor me - or both! - I would be hugely grateful. The young people get so much from these competitions and I'd love to make it a little less expensive for them. Thank you!
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Hi, I'm running the Leeds half marathon on 09 May, to raise funds for the Ichiban karate competition squad, to help them travel to competitions across the UK. It's the first time I'll have run this distance in one go, so it's certainly a challenge.
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Wow, the Arenberg really delivered utter chaos. Game over for MVdP, fabulous stuff from Wout, what does Pogacer have left? #ParisRoubaix

Yep, I saw it on TNT Sports. They said James had an interest in Canyon bikes. Nice message.

FT Correction reading: Correction: Brené Brown Researcher Brené Brown was misquoted in an interview published on April 6. She described herself as “solidly in my fuck it era” rather than “solidly in my fucking era”

Correction Of The Year favourite emerges:

I've invented a game called Seven Degrees of Doctor Who. Pick a British actor, male or female, any age, working from 1950 onwards. Then count how quickly you can find a connection with Doctor Who. I have never ever got beyond three degrees of separation. Mostly it's two.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

The greatest headline of all time was when Inverness Caledonian Thistle had a shock victory against Glasgow Celtic: SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS

Stop this nonsense now!

Please remember, the void is for screaming, the abyss is for staring. Got those mixed up once and I have never lived it down.

‘Best case scenario’ here is that a man with realistic ambitions to be Prime Minister will record himself endorsing your support of base anti-semitism in return for £76.

This is superb!

This is such a good article, brilliantly dissecting the dreadful decisions made by those holding the purse strings. Essential reading.

A week is a long time in politics.

Champions! I just guided Morro Jable to 1st place in Tercera B www.football-chairman.com

Get in! I just guided Morro Jable to play-off glory in Tercera B www.football-chairman.com