Thank u tax refund for letting me pay off my credit card balance finally 😮‍💨

The Gate of the Feral Gods by Matt Dinniman. Cover shows a masked man and a cat wearing sunglasses and a tiara falling from a biplane

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So, is the offer here that we have to subsidize these decrepit relic-companies AND we pay higher prices AND only get to buy ridiculous babysmasher 5000 trucks, with NO public transit or intercity train service?

That’s the line out of Detroit?

lerrrgan saying "whys it called doggy style if nobody's getting euthanized ptklein replying an image of kristi noem with a speech bubble

this is the craziest thing i've seen

Obsessed

Me taking a mirror selfie wearing a black t-shirt but not pants. Ass looks round and firm

Ass looked kinda bangin this morning 😳

Why did he think I would want to see that? What did I do and/or say?

Why

Why did my friend send me an AI-gen fake movie trailer that includes Elon Musk and Sam Bankman-Fried?

Yeah my work has groups called Functional Forums so… I get it

She’s looking at you like even I know you don’t need that many pairs of briefs.. 🤭

How do you tell a guy on the apps “you’re hot and therefore I think you’re a bot”? 🤔

Bluesky thinks this is sexually suggestive… apparently it’s a crime for a gal to have big honkin balls these days 😪

Selfie in the bathroom throwing a peace sign. I’m wearing a pink t-shirt and very similarly colored pink underwear

Just noticed my accidental color coordination 🩷

Re: vibecession one factor for me is feeling cheated paying federal taxes. I'm paying a higher rate than every billionaire to fund a gov't that does far less good, and far more harm, than it used to—while running a bigger deficit. I'll pay for USAID, make the billionaires pay for their fascist shit.

Well if they didn’t want to stop at a crosswalk they shouldn’t have driven down a street with a crosswalk 🤷‍♀️

His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme: the gang saying "I've had enough of this dude." I added a photo of Trump

reading that our president is threatening a nuclear holocaust while i’m on my way to my email job

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Such a goated soundtrack

Adam means that she is the daughter of immigrants, but it is worth emphasizing that *every* U.S. citizen who has not been naturalized is a birthright citizen, either by the 14th Amendment or by statute.

I know it's april fools day but I can't emphasize enough how much I need everybody to not fuck around today

The nonsense case against birthright citizenship Meet the conservative legal minds telling the Supreme Court to side with Trump.

I don’t relish this. But, if law profs try to sell the Supreme Court a historical fantasy and change a constitutional rule for 340 million people, which if adopted, destroys the entire constitutional order. Honesty must yield to niceties. We have a higher calling. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

this is why it's vital to loudly and publicly support trans women and push back against these narratives. it is imperative that we not let the loudest voice be this stupid cunt

Maybe this one

lowkey love her being like EYE have a passport bc I'm rich but what about the rest of y'all broke asses? I still know an unconstitutional poll tax when I see one!