Really fed up with being just this anxious piece of shit pressure cooker lately, I’m just pushing everyone away :/

Craig Law: “I don’t have a humiliation kink but I really want Deborah Meaden to humiliate me”

What a glorious Friday for a botched corporate update breaking MS Teams for Mac 😌

happy steamed hammiversary :)

Think we need more alternative drag doing spoken word poetry about shoe cobblers

Callum: “I can pronounce words fine…”

Tube train: ⚙️⛓️‍💥⛓️⚙️⛓️‍💥⛓️⚙️⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⚙️⛓️‍💥⛓️⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️⛓️

Me: “yes”

Season 10 / Episode 16

"Hey, it's Krusty.
I need you to get me out of another jam."

Gen Z brainrot has caught on as a guy on a call said “section 6 7” and my head went “Six Sevennnnn”

On a similar theme, I’m not a fan of the increasing number of “live” pages on the BBC News site. It makes it increasingly difficult to just get a 1 page summary of what’s going on to read through

No stress allowed in the other 11 months

I was going to ask you earlier for advice regarding reduced Easter Eggs this year, however, I’m trying to lose weight so maybe not

Rotterdam on Friday had one single queue for all passports and no egates for EU ones 😳 it was slow

There’s a tram stop near my hotel called Weena and it makes me giggle every time

Might finally cave and start using close friends on insta 👀

I just spread it out over the long weekend instead

I think it’s become a semi permanent tattoo now… it just won’t scrub off 💀😂

Ugh I know, but can’t they all use Stansted or Luton?

I thought City airport would be devoid of families and small loud children… how wrong I was 💀

Just went through airport security and realised taking my jacket off that I still have the brewers stamp on my wrist 💀

I don’t trust the trains, tube and DLR quite that much 😆 I also have credit towards an overpriced meal airside so I was like “ooh I can get breakfast”

Oh and to really add to it, I’m flying hand baggage only from City so doesn’t really need to be 2 hours before either

Only I would go out last night, stay out later than planned, wake up at my last FINAL alarm to get up, jump in the shower etc then realise as I’m getting dressed I’d planned to go to the airport too early and I’d be there 3 hours before not 2 😆

Could’ve had another hour in bed

British Heart Foundation offer furniture collection (as long as it’s in good condition that can be sold on again) - I used them when I moved and the coffee table and dining tables I had didn’t fit in my new place very well. Better than them going to landfill or something

That’s a nice April fools joke

Yes please

A mood tbh

Day 3 of feeling fed up 🫠🌀🌀

Sounds like me spending most of the day in bed yesterday

Yep, same! Even the thought of an extra hour of daylight after work isn’t helping today

Idk quite how to articulate it but I’m not in a good mood at the moment after managing to piss off my closest friends just to add to all the other stuff going through my head lately 🫠