What a way to immediately undermine your whole argument. Nobody would have a problem with Driving Miss Aardvark

Been around the world and I I I…
I can’t find my gravy

And was also Brad Pitt’s character in Fight Club (but doesn’t like to talk about it)

‘A house of cards’: how did Wireless festival get it so wrong on Kanye West? Industry experts say booking of controversial US rapper was calculated risk that has implications for all festivals

The insurance expert they interview in this story is called Martin Goebbels?

I still lament the typo on my most sucessful tweet

The opening titles of Dad's Army, showing three snaking arrows woth swastikas pointing from the coast of mainland Europe to the South coast of Britain.

Kayne's tour itinerary leaked.

Naomi Wolf questioning the authenticity of Button Moon

He is risible

Imagine this happening but you’d gone out

I still exist in digital form

Oh it's so sad that Scott Mills is ruining the BBC family legacy started by his mother, Pebble.

Unfortunately those people do pay to see me, so I'm stuck like that now

Am I the only person left who doesn’t want to watch a podcast?

I see they’ve named Banksy again

FIVE NINE THREE TWO ONE
FIVENINETHREETWOONE!

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

This is probably ok

This is the most AI of AI things. I would guess there's a series somewhere on instagram about how you too can create infinite SKUs of clothes, each with a unique backstory

I know it isn't, but this photo looks like a really badly chosen stock image

Why is it called Shrek Shrek? IS THAT HIS FULL NAME?

Why is the hat so tall? Surely Generative AI can manage a picture of a hat based on a picture of a hat?

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Poster for Time to Shine in Berlin this Friday and Saturday. Friday is sold out

FRIDAY IS SOLD OUT. tickets selling fast for Saturday

timetoshineten.eventbrite.de

@terrysaunders.bsky.social @ladios.bsky.social

#latex #berlin #comedy #fetish #kink

It's also ironic that the right were so certain Charlie Kirk's murder would be the Reichstag Fire that shifted public feeling towards Christofascism, but it didn't even move the needle, and now Alex Pretti's murder may do the exact opposite. Kirk was so unlikable he couldn't even be a useful martyr.

There are a lot of tired, lazy and easy ways to attack Trump but when he says something like this I think by law “BONE SPURS” should flash on the screen

But everyone was a newbie once

I’d actually a love a job as one of his aides, but just spending the day constantly feeding him batshit bullshit.

I always wondered what happen to Mike Teevee

If there is one thing I admire about Trump, it's that he can talk onstage acting as if everyone watching loves him when they clearly don't. Whereas I always presume everyone hates me, even if they don't!

Say what you like, but that anecdote about increasing tariffs because he found a woman annoying could have come straight from Live at the Apollo