this whole thing is very much like being locked in a room with a guy with a grenade who keeps being like IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA PULL THE PIN and then is like “actually nah” and then everyone sighs but you’re still locked in the same room with the same guy and he’s still holding the same grenade
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Not a great idea as many others have said.
What you can still do about already withheld taxes (for up to about 6k at least) is make an IRA contribution clear up to April 15th. If you have the extra & haven't contributed the max you can pay that bit to future you instead of present shitbags.
I miss when billionaires used to implode 3000 m underwater
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.
(Published Feb. 2025)
it’s just a mystery how known racist Donald Trump could possibly have posted a racist video
No conservative anywhere should ever be interviewed by anyone ever again by anyone unless they are offering testimony under oath. They should never be allowed to pretend they care about anything good or true or decent. If you identify as a conservative you should be presumed malicious.
A little orange tabby kitten has appeared on my toasted burrito. It is a time of miracles.
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
"They were doing their jobs"
It's a bad job... Fuck that job
Rot more each hour. Lay about you, who sprays violence
No matter, each second that beats time flails a bit of your substance away
Mark Bittman How to Cook Everything is the only one of my physical cookbooks I wouldn't be without.
Writing posts I never post is my therapy. Thank you, void, for always being never there for me.
The color scheme illustrates what flavor evil clown you'll hallucinate on em
Wearing my new autumn colors cardigan, started in October. It's a long sleeve cardigan in olive green stockinette with tan buttons. There's about a 3-inch band of rusty orange, olive, and cream fair isle color work around the yoke. Pattern Tin Can knits Classic Cardigan, yarn Lion brand Basic Stitch. First time doing an added button band.
Finally finished the fall cardigan by sewing on the buttons (done otherwise for 3 weeks)
Brings finished sweaters to 8 (!) this year. Plus 3 pairs of socks. Truly has been my emotional support knitting & that's all I'll say about that.
This year my knitting leveled up for sure.🧶👕❤️
My most petty hatering thing of today - cooking videos/ tiktoks whatever where they are transferring batter/sauce anything from one pan to another and they don't just use a spatula. Silicon spatula is your tool for this thing, not scrape scrape scrape tiny lines with a round stirring spoon garhgh.
2 black cats (one wearing a wide leopard print collar cover) lying on top of my blanket covered legs in the recliner. We are so cozy I could plotz.
My lap is very very cozy (2 black cats lying on a black throw is a bit hard to photograph clearly though)
When my mom died, I spent (maybe a week? Not too long) seeing the world in hyper focus, hyper detail, and also had repeated disassociation for the first time I'm aware of. Like grief can shake the brain from familiar overlays and instead you move though the world/people/things like it's all new.
A graphic from my weather ap that reads 1 degree Fair, with a little picture of a person holding phone in what looks like bare hands and a light jacket, beanie, and ear muffs. They do not appear sufficiently cartoon dressed for these conditions.
This may be considered fair meteorologically, but I'm still taking it as a personal attack, weather app😞
Oh sure, feminists will say “stick it to the man,” but do they ever stop and ask why that man is so sticky?
I'm hearing that The End Times (a short novel told in the form of a newspaper delivered over the course of a year) is printing its first edition today. You've still got a chance to sign yourself or a friend up with @badhandbooks.bsky.social right here : badhandbooks.com/preorders/th...
One way to stop sex trafficking rings on private islands is to make sure no one has enough money to buy a private island
Alternate eating PB&J and hot dogs lest you live too long.
"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”
Woke up today to the news
A marinated chickpea salad in good vinaigrette with a little chopped onion and green pepper is a side we do most years, so easy a kid can make it.
a movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif…
A black cat wearing a long white draping of torn sheet like a ladies cloak sitting on a narrow wood staircase. She is a ghost lady on the stairs
A black cat dressed as batman sitting with ears slightly back, looking sternly into the distance as a batcat should.
Juno of blessed memory, my only cat who didn't mind dress-up.