The felon was too busy pardoning all those Jan 6th cop beaters to lower the price of eggs last night. I'm sure he'll do it today🤦

Came home from dinner and changed out of my date flannel into my house flannel, just like Mr Roger’s

Not me crying in the movie theatre to a preshow hospital commercial about a woman who’s shoulder has been hurting and you find out at the end it’s because she carries her senior dog upstairs every night to go to bed 😩