Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall scores for Everton in their 2-2 draw at Brentford

Late downpour + Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall + photographic excellence from Matthew Child = this

Watched the Supergirl trailer, and I, for one, fully support the subgenre of movies that posit if someone hurts your dog, you get to murder a lot of people over it.

If Dixie Dean had played for Liverpool there’d be a Colossus of Rhodes style statue straddling The Mersey. Paid for by Liverpool Council. #EFC

Everton are fighting the ridiculous punishment that Chelsea were given! #VILLA #chelseacheats #cheats #Everton

Superb this from the club & Grealish.💙

Like we said

The premier league IS corrupt as fuck

Masters was hand picked by the 6, to serve the 6

The other 14 serve the 6

One of us has a good season their players will be taken by a 6 because that team is suddenly about to breach PSR/CSR & “NEEDS TO SELL” to avoid point deductions

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

A photo of Frodo speaking with Gandalf in the Mines of Moria: "I wish it had not happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But the Dow is over 50,000."

UP THE FUCKIN TOFFEES

And know we go straight to Live footage from anfield agenda 😂

Homes under the hammer

"So Rosemary , what made you want to get into property development?"

Rosemary "Well Dion we saw other people buying shitholes and screwing working people out of most of their monthly income for rent so I thought I'd join in"

Reality check. We don’t have the quantity or quality of players atm. Equally no club has advanced quicker than we have from this season to last. If we maintain this rate of improvement (points, finances, players etc) we will get there. Keep the faith. #EFC

A comic called Animals with Misleading Names. There's an electric eel labeled "not an eel". There's a mountain goat labeled "not a goat." There's a maned wolf labeled "not a wolf." There's a king cobra labeled "not a cobra. Also, snakes are typically self-governing." There's a peacock mantis shrimp labeled "Not a peacock. Not a mantis. Also, not a shrimp." There's a horny toad labeled "Not a toad. Only thinks of you as a friend." There's a mayfly labeled "active through the spring and summer." There's an eastern kingbird labeled "found in the west. Many birds do not recognize its authority."

Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.

Nailed on they sell Salah for about £300 million to some Saudi team in January and that becomes the new Coutinho money for the next decade

Luca Chianti is having fun over at The Other Place 😂

#EFC

If you'd said a year ago some Everton bookings and reds would stem from a player impersonating a seagull, taking a quick free-kick and an altercation between team-mates, I wouldn't have beli... I would have absolutely believed you and thought that sounds spot on.

maybe i am going insane

Between now and Saturday, in the spirit of camaraderie , I’ll be posting content that I feel shows the true spirit of our Red neighbours

Today, this…

We can’t get to the West Ham game as my car is out of action and I don’t have a train home. Before I stick them on the resale, does anyone want them? Two for the upper south 1xadult & 1xsenior. Need membership to transfer

Somebody filmed it! youtube.com/shorts/hJ_mo...

Nice to see our fans offering to help Brighton fans in their hour of need.

Lad morning lad @gwedlid.bsky.social

a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs ALT: a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs

Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.

a man is smiling while holding a toothbrush and a thermos . Alt: Dwayne is revolted while holding a toothbrush and a thermos .

"Dibbley Kids Gone Wild" I'd watch the crap out of that!!

Autoblock, it's a wonderful thing ✔️

If anyone needs a (very comfy) floor and a duvet tonight who’s struggling to get home from town tonight or just needs a cuppa and a chat before moving on, give me a shout. I won’t judge you for your choice of football team

Share where needed, I even have a few trusted Kopites on here

#Liverpool

Tottenham Hotspur have now beaten Manchester United four times in 2024-25, becoming only the second side to win four games against them in one season, along with Everton in 85-86. (Opta)