Edward Plantagenet's Broken Britain!
Posts by Bedknobs and Boomsticks
"What do you think the biggest difference is between now and when daddy was a kid?"
"Well Pluto was a planet then so that's a pretty big difference."
12 is magic mushroom wall, bottom right.
For many centuries, Catholic theologians have grappled with a seemingly intractable paradox; how can Jesus have threatened to "get medieval" on Judas' ass if he lived over a thousand years before medieval times?
Why've you labelled that Matt Berry outfit as being a Doctor costume?
This was originally posted by some other mad fucker a couple of months ago. I found quite a few unusual details at the time:
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....Bus to Gaziantep bus station
Get offered lift back into city centre. Spend 30 mins being driven round ring road before arriving back as the driver has never been into the city centre before but wanted to be helpful.
Back in the day the LP described that as a relativeky essy day trip.
...lift back to New Halfeti in French tour bus.
Wait 45 mins with guy who thinks the last minibus has gone.
Minibus turns up, back to Birecik.....
From / back to Gaziantep as a daytrip to Old Halfeti:
Minibus to bus station
Minibus to Birecik
Wait 90 mins in wrong place for minibus
Minibus to New Halfeti. This is NOT Old Halfeti.
Cadge a lift with an old bloke in a 20 year old Renault 5 to Old Halfeti.
Boat tour with French tour group...
Catching up on this.....WTF happened with the girls being in Cesme one minute and then just having already finished the next....at least there's fewer sob stories....very excited thay checkpoint 3 is Halfeti, somewhere hardly anyone else has been, and that I have an excellent travel annecdote about.
Important context below. We wouldn't want the Americans to think we're weird from just seeing that small clip.
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Our receptionist at work used to go out with the touring guitarist from Moloko. She very much did NOT get on with Roisin by the sounds of it.
I walked past the old barn he camps at the other weekend. It was nice.
Likely that he didn't eject and was then atomised by his wingman bombing the plane wreckage.
So that's grim.
Please don't mock. Jesus died for our bins.
Me, the 13th Sea Lord of Great Britain, alone in a fish market at 2am. What were they thinking?
"In April 2026, Mr Kint unknowingly stole from Mr Soze when he hijaked a lorrry carrying antiprotons destinined for Iran.
And finally, Mr Keaton, you will recall that the previous month you stole 12 tons of Kit Kats that Mr Soze had purchased for my birthday."
The Council were merciful......
Any idea how they came up with the design for the new Skyreavers?
In you, unsuspected.
HEAT 2
It's warming up nicely out there.
"The.......stars......are a perfect touch. - Zoe Grunewald'
Try Australia Season 1.
Erm, you forgot to mention The Rock.....
I just released the ones we caught from our recent infestation of mice in the garden over a couple of months.
Then I noticed that the last two mice had both had a cut on the same part of their nose, and realised that for an unknown period of time we'd actually had an infestation of mouse.
I really enjoyed series 1, but I only watched one episod of series 2. It just seemed a bit pointless; everyone's had a character arc already, more just felt tacked on.