[Ramones voice] Twenty, Twenty, Twenty-four hours to gooooo

AY! PROJECT METALBEAST!!

I also added Death Machine to my list.

I still have pirated VHS tapes with the entire run of Gold Monkey from the 80's.

So, y'know... not entirely forgotten.

I've got a few.

Some include incredibly underrated ripoffs, like Death Machine (aka Aliens meets Terminator and Blade Runner).

Others include underrated concepts like Project METALBEAST (Cyborg werewolf, people! CYBORG WEREWOLF!!!)

I am open for cover art commissions.

Manny whistled, shaking his head slowly with a winsome look in his eyes. “Sounds familiar. Though in my case, it’s more “you’re 14, get outta my house, you good for nothing clown”. So that’s what I did.” Turning to look in the back, things made a bit more sense as he looked over all the circus gear. “No kidding? You’re an actual clown?” The driver beamed bright, a proud look on his face. “Been doing it for over a decade and a half. Manny Shocks - The Traumedy Clown, that’s who I am! I force the audience to face the uncomfortable and laugh at whatever causes them pain.” “Traumedy?” Johnny asked, unsure of what he meant. “You know the old adage “Comedy equals trauma plus timing”? That’s my whole gimmick. Some call it anti-comedy, but that term always sucked. Traumedy is just punchier.”

I think I'm actually liking Manny Shocks the Traumedy Clown. He just might be the breakout character in Lostlands, my #Bizarro / #Weird Fiction #novel I'm #writing.

Though right now, it's going to start off innocently enough. No throwing folks in the deep end, just yet.

#WIP

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Manny whistled, shaking his head slowly with a winsome look in his eyes. “Sounds familiar. Though in my case, it’s more “you’re 14, get outta my house, you good for nothing clown”. So that’s what I did.” Turning to look in the back, things made a bit more sense as he looked over all the circus gear. “No kidding? You’re an actual clown?” The driver beamed bright, a proud look on his face. “Been doing it for over a decade and a half. Manny Shocks - The Traumedy Clown, that’s who I am! I force the audience to face the uncomfortable and laugh at whatever causes them pain.” “Traumedy?” Johnny asked, unsure of what he meant. “You know the old adage “Comedy equals trauma plus timing”? That’s my whole gimmick. Some call it anti-comedy, but that term always sucked. Traumedy is just punchier.”

I think I'm actually liking Manny Shocks the Traumedy Clown. He just might be the breakout character in Lostlands, my #Bizarro / #Weird Fiction #novel I'm #writing.

Though right now, it's going to start off innocently enough. No throwing folks in the deep end, just yet.

#WIP

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ? ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ?

God, there's things I want to talk about regarding Lostlands, the Weird/Bizarro Fic story I'm writing for IDK why.

The 80's Post Apocalyptic Sci Fantasy elements.
The American commentary.
The sheer audacity of it.

Then I remember some of the SCENES planned and know people would immediately say

Beautiful Radiance (again!) for @bumblingseabiscuit.bsky.social
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…………..
#warcraft #warcraftart #ocsky #oc #fantasyart

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quote with horn art 😈

Really need to design some new tieflings again it has been too long. Already almost 3 years since i designed Styga here

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ? ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ?

God, there's things I want to talk about regarding Lostlands, the Weird/Bizarro Fic story I'm writing for IDK why.

The 80's Post Apocalyptic Sci Fantasy elements.
The American commentary.
The sheer audacity of it.

Then I remember some of the SCENES planned and know people would immediately say

There's also a live action film from the 80's.

And let's just leave it at "she's got Popeye level feats" for now...

Seriously, even with 9/11 skewing the equation, 2001 was a very *VERY* stacked year for movies.

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18...

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

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But that takes a while.

Aneurysm, however, causes a stroke. And strokes are survivable. And even if someone survives, it can cause things like personality changes and potential life long physical challenges.

And it's very, very quick. Meaning it fits the spell's time limit.

And if you REALLY wanna get evil...

ANEURYSM

Diarrhea

"I CAST... Suspicion!"

[Points guards at character]

"I think I saw a knife. He might be planning to kill the king..."

Digital painting of a centaur. He has a unicorn horn on the middle of his forehead, his sclera are bloodshot but his iris are icy and blank, and he is baring a devious sinister smile. He is wearing a necklace made of severed ears, tongue, and jaw-bone, and there are several decapitated heads hanging by his waist. He is wielding two curved blades.

the huntsman

This sequence is partly what inspired me to add Mighty Kawaii the Trans Magical Girl to my own Superhero WIP.

Y'know... ALEX! FROM GREET MIGHTER!

Or you could introduce a brand new animal mastermind, like maybe BRANIACORGI.

A Krypto miniseries titled "ALL DOGS, GOOD AND BAD" that starts with Dawg and Krypto getting into a fight because Dawg is tearing up Metropolis. Y'see, Lobo has gone missing and Dawg can't find his favorite treats.

Leading to Krypto learning other heroes and villains are missing.

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I have a freelance job im working on that i was counting on to finish by now and get paid for and alas... my client didnt know what they wanted and thus I am behind. Oops.

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