Oh I love this one!

Mark carney is a liar. He never worked at a carnival 😡

Why do those nazi cars look like ps1 graphic cars somehow in the real world?

I recently was going through a difficult time. Now I will be living on my own again, one class from having my social work degree, and am healing from childhood trauma. Things do get better.

I love animal crossing because you meet cute lil animal friends that are like “I love you. Here’s $500”

Being a house cat in a loving home must be so nice. You can be a grumpy lil bitch but everyone will still love you.

About to have my own home again :)

If god was real, I would still be able to eat cheese

when I was like 4 or 5, at Sunday school they made a bunch of us line up with a huge kitchen knife and pop balloons.

Totally sane and normal thing to have a bunch of kids do.

Just saying.

Anyone else watching that Paradise show then search up the things that happened in the last episode to see if they’re really possible? 🫠

Ok so there was a post where Trump was going off about how Justin is ruining Canada. I forgot who our PM was for a second and thought he was talking about Justin Bieber

Hey Canada. Can we please not elect Dollar Store Trump?

I finally got to see one last year. Looks almost exactly like the Canadian big box bookstore.

TO: <ALL STAFF>

Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

❤️

Going to open a restaurant that only sells naan.

It will be a naan-profit organization.

Ok I’ll stop putting dimes up my nose

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Going to Tim Hortons while baked is a true British Columbian experience

Maybe we should have all just stayed on MySpace

I say dumb stuff all the time so don’t worry about it with me

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Conservatives love trying to convince us that what we see isn’t happening.

The Force Awakens: hey listen I know you just defeated all those imperials a few decades ago but they’re back now

Me in 2015: pfff what lazy writing

Me now: oh

It’s just insane what is happening there. I’m scared we are about to elect Temu Trump here as well.

Attorney General Pam Bondi disbanded an FBI task force investigating foreign influence operations, including those targeting U.S. elections. Additionally, she restricted enforcement actions against individuals who fail to disclose lobbying on behalf of foreign governments.

I love how in farming games the NPCs will basically call you a piece of shit if they don’t like a gift you give them

It baffles me how djs and producers support fascists stomping on the rights of LGBT folks. You wouldn’t have the music without them.