when i was a little lad i wanted to be max caulfield. i still want to be max caulfield she was so cool

i’m sick but i just ripped a nasty fart and it smelled like death so at least i know i don’t have covid

me too twin 💔

STEVE-O COME BACK. STEVE-O THERE IS WEEN NEWS

thank you hockey jesus for this stadium series

i’m ahead of the game

i use mine as paperweights

jesus and i were having a swimming contest and that fucker totally cheated

YesssmeToo!!! what’s hisname.. Jonathan… No.. Jordan Binnington! Yes! Chicago Blackhawks Legend Jordan Binnington!

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spencer knight shutout on toews return

comeon man

i like the part where ned killed bob

jonathanvtoews 😭😭😭😭😭

kramer tracks of the week 😛😛😛

Ryannjgenthopkins

EDMONTONOILERS!!!!!

emdmrinton oilers

ITS NOT!

WOULD YOU RATHER.

Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt

OR

Shower

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oilers got shutout and now my least favorite person in the world just texted me

ilya sorokin get out of the fucking way

Bob dylan is crawling around my ear right now and he’s using my earwax as a blanket

the edmonton oilers are preventing me from watching hamnet

i love mom jeans but also it feels like he’s becoming more conscious of the way he sings and he’s leaning into it an unreal amount and he’s sounding so stupid

That makes sensei can’t belp
it

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jonathan toews goal. jets are really going to finally win tonight

yesss i love hockey lots and lots of swedes in hockey tuah.

wow do i . i would’ve never thought. 😭😭😭😭 what kind of American things