Love this!!!!! Thank you, Cris!!!!!!

This job searching really sucks. I'd love to find something that would allow me to travel. Any English based businesses hiring in the US?

I'm LOVING this Beyonce halftime. Cowboy Carter is a bomb album.

Watching my 2 y.o niece use a spoon to eat ranch...my Midwestern heart is so proud.

Meagan-izing a Christmas garland and watching IU...why am I single?

Women-focused porn companies are really missing out by not harnessing inspiration from the spiciness of romance books. Obvi it's what women want to read...why not draw on that for sexy times vids? Anywho, that's my random thought for the day.

Welll....this reminds me of the good old days of Twitter...I'mma cry.