the mosquitos are unionizing. i went outside at dusk and saw a big cloud of them coalesce into the shape of a man. and the man was shredded, just built

photoshop of several pics of mossy rocks with text that says "Yeah I'm a fan of MCR - Moss Covered Rocks

gn bsky

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Alex Beardshaw from Sheffield - you're going to get your ass beat!

Just got off the phone with Mario and we'll both be on the next flight over.

Sleep with one eye open, Nazi!

A huge chapstick looking device expect its filled with butter and its being spread on toast. It’s efficient. I want one. It’s funny

I keep that thang on me

thats what I say when I see a bottom

it ain't gay if you got socks on
but you gotta hit em with the I ain't got socks on

gotta hit em with the "my socks were off"
u can't recover from that

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

I have terrible news: Guy Fieri can no longer be trusted.

I'm going to storm the Capitol of Flavortown.

Reskeet if you'll stand with me:

Obama if he were gay

UHHHH let me be queer

why does this cat look more excited and fulfilled than most people ever will be

She BHMMMM IN MY MYObIN til I BORRÛM?

this how it be on bsky and that is the best outcome ngl

sorry

we all know pikmin but the real question is would eating a pikmin be vegan or not??

you can do freckles with makeup c:
there's a few options for freckles

sorry to hear about your life struggle (french)
thoughts and prayers 🙏

thoughts and prayers 🙏
hope you make a quick recovery

Hasan actually needs to tell cenk to shut up at this point istg

this is actually devastating tho

Girls will post "literally me" on a screencap of symptoms from the DSM before going to therapy

Wow, a shit posted this?

Being a silly goose? Oh you mean delusions of gander?

Three wild cats

holy shit i don't have to use twitter anymore
thank god