The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday) YouTube video by Baked Goods

A joyous holiday to you and yours

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I’m on every one of these shows and I think Scott is too

Blame THE UNITED TALENT AGENCY

if you go to the Chicago show and find me I may have CBB themed friendship bracelets to share so get your dang tickets!!!!!

MAY 25 TORONTO, ON JUN 16 ATLANTA, GA JUL 26 'LEEDS, UK: MAY 26 SAINT PAUL, MN JUN18 NASHVILLE, TN JUL 28 BRISTOL, UK * MAY 27 MADISON, WI JUN 19 CHARLESTON, SC JUL 30 •GLASGOW, UK MAY 28 CHICAGO, IL JUN 20 DURHAM, NC JUL 31 DUBLIN, UK.* MAY 30 GRAND RAPIDS, MI JUN 21 WASHINGTON, DC AUG 09 VANCOUVER, BC* MAY 31 ROYAL OAK, MI JUN 24 NEW YORK, NY AUG 10 SEATTLE, WA* JUN 01. COLUMBUS, OH JUN 25 PHILADELPHIA, PA AUGI PORTLAND, OR JUN 03 CLEVELAND, OH JUN 27 MEDFORD, MA AUG 12 SAN FRANCISCO, CA * JUN 04 PITTSBURGH, PA JUN 28 FAIRFIELD, CT SEP 08 DENVER, CO* JUN 05 CINCINNATI, OH JUN 29 PORTLAND, ME SEP 09 DALLAS, TX.* JUN 07 SAINT LOUIS, MO JUL22 LONDON, UK * SEP 10 SAN ANTONIO, TX* JUN 08 KANSAS CITY, MO JUL 25 MANCHESTER, UK * SEP 11 AUSTIN, TX*

We’ve added new dates to the @cbbworld.bsky.social Ground Beefing Tour!

Join @pftompkins.bsky.social and me, with a rotating cast of CBB all-stars!

Presale tickets go onsale Wednesday with code: BEEFING

More info at cbbworld.com/tour

Two Kushtopia episodes for 4/20?!

Really cool.

Everything is kush!!! (toot toot)

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@cbbworld.bsky.social TOOT TOOT

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

The perfect story to come up when they’re doing a Kayla Dickie retrospective on @cbbworld.bsky.social. @scottaukerman.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social

The poster for To Wong Foo, a pic of Saeng Douangdara, and the SHS logo

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we watch TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR!

Joining us is Saeng Douangdara, chef and author of the brand new cookbook, THE LAO KITCHEN, out Tuesday!

Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!

Helen Slater as Supergirl, posing in front of a Popeye's Fried Chicken, pointing dramatically at something just out of frame. The sign behind her says "Love That Chicken." It is hilarious.

When another girl has chicken

Do you have an advice question for The Juice?

Call 765-266-2264 (COM-BANG) now!

*please no funny calls - we won’t use them!

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

You can now get the download package for this year’s 20th Anniversary Spectacular!

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Enjoy the fun forever!

The CBB Ground Beefing Tour 2026 with show dates

The balcony report awaits!

🎟️ comedybangbangworld.com/tour/

Jimmy Pardo, May Darmon, Joe Wengert, and Scott Aukerman

Podcast pioneer Jimmy Pardo celebrates the 20th anniversary of “Never Not Funny” and debates Scott about how long they’ve known each other!

Then, actress Pearl Corgette makes her first appearance on the show. And just in time for tax season, certified public accountor Greg Amenay. What a show!!

The celebration may have ended but you can own the memories forever!

Preorder your download package of our 20th anniversary spectacular and watch it all over again or for the first time if you missed it live!

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Never Not Funny - The Jimmy Pardo Podcast Help Never Not Funny - The Jimmy Pardo Podcast support AFSP's mission to save lives and bring hope to those affected by suicide.

Just a reminder that you can donate to the Andrew Koenig memorial fund at supporting.afsp.org/campaigns/NNF

@scottaukerman.bsky.social 's bit on @nevernotfunny.com 's 20th Anniversary was legendary. Having loved CBB and NNF for a decade, I was smiling ear to ear. Thanks for the laughs @jimmypardo.com @mynameisgaron.bsky.social @eliothochberg.bsky.social @mattbelknap.bsky.social

The one and only!!

I'm about to join @jimmypardo.com on stage for The @NeverNotFunny.com 20th Anniversary Spectacular! Watch live at nevernotfunny.com #NNF20

The stage is set for #NNF20 which means it’s time for you to tune in at home!

📺 Watch live and donate to the AK fund at: nevernotfunny.com

20 guests for 20 years from 3:45pm to midnight Pacific

TODAY!!! 3:45 - 11:59pm Pacific!
@nevernotfunny.com 20th Anniversary Spectacular!

20 guests for 20 years

Great line-up...

Streaming for 8+ hours!
You can WATCH at nevernotfunny.com

The Juice (Carl Tart) returns with best good friend Scott Aukerman, and his other dear friends Chud Bartholomew (Dan Lippert) and William Nilliam (Drew Tarver). Together they take your calls and give sage advice. Take care.

@scottaukerman.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social Listened to this on the drive and it’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve listened to in a minute

Splashdown on Wet Day!!
@cbbworld.bsky.social

The poster for Better Off Desd, a pic of Jimmy, and the SHS logo

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we watch the 1985 cult comedy BETTER OFF DEAD, starring John Cusack!

Joining us is a true legend of podcasting, @jimmypardo.com of @nevernotfunny.com! Watch their 8 hour livestream Saturday!

Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!

The poster for the dates: May 25 - Toronto ON May 26 - St. Paul MN May 27 - Madison WI May 28 - Chicago IL May 30 - Grand Rapids MI May 31 - Royal Oak, MI June 1 - Columbus OH June 3 - Cleveland OH June 4 - Pittsburgh PA June 5 - Cincinnati OH June 7 - St. Louis MO June 8 - Kansas City MO June 16 - Atlanta, GA June 18 - Nashville, TN June 19 - Charleston SC June 20 - Durham NC June 21 - Washington DC June 24 - New York NY June 25 - Philadelphia PA June 27 - Boston MA June 28 - Fairfield CT June 29 - Portland ME

Tickets are now available for the Comedy Bang! Bang! Ground Beefing Tour 2026!

Join @pftompkins.bsky.social, myself, and the CBB All Stars as we traverse around the country(s).

BUY TICKETS HERE: cbbworld.com/tour

Happy Wet Day! Many Urkels to you. Juuuuuuice!

@cbbworld.bsky.social