My fiance is the fucking coolest (and the most beautiful)

A new movie is coming out

I should start a right wing grift.. the money is to easy

Reddit is funny because I’ll be looking at car stuff and a few comic pages and nsfw things and next thing I know I get flash banged a post about Russia helping Iran against American and I’m forced to remember the buildings of WW3

Oh no the hero shooter that came in a overly saturated market of hero shooters is shutting down who could have seen this coming

I loved playing as Leon “Dead ops, all my bodies be headshots” Kennedy

Ts is frying me

I think a bimbo and a himbo are not synonymous. A bimbo will proudly say she’s one, it’s Kinda part of their whole thing honestly. I feel a himbo is entirely dependent on the fact that the guys is dense and kinda dumb and like you said not self aware

I they they are because this is the second pair that’s has this issue. My black and transparent ones busted the same way

My #latex ripped playing magical athlete @uniqdsn.bsky.social I’m so sorry lol

If you can’t handle dating a baddie don’t date a baddie, when people look and admire thats that’s that baddie tax

Me and Noelle went into a diner for breakfast and legit every old person just stared at me, I get it you’re not used to seeing someone this hot in your town but please keep your eyes on your food

Short thick blonde white winner are gonna be the death of me and I welcome that mf with open arms

Fuck this you need the medieval stretcher that pills you in two, I crave that

In about 11 hours I’m going to be on a plane and get to be with my girlfriend and enjoy our vacation 🖤

Being around a normal person who can’t drink like me and my friends is very eye opening. Like babe don’t try to keep up with me I ain’t new to this I’m true to this

Big same

A.I. futa is so fucking buns bro

Physically I’m at my desk job, mentally I’m scream haggling the price of meat in a crowed bazaar and a cigarette in hand

Doing cool stimulants and playing board games with my gf and roommates is pretty cool

I sometimes wish I really leaned into the whole teenage burn out thing but nah had to get my life together

Before me and Noelle get married we have to do a “dead wife” reel just in case.

You’re a hustler lmaoooo

I went from being aimless in life and just kind of existing to being blessed with a beautiful girlfriend where we can just be the best version of each other and the lame parts together and friends who have given be such wonderful memories. How strange it is to be anything at all 🖤

The security not doing anything the moment it happens and them dragging their feet to get the fuck, sets a fucking standard now for this to be more common in the future. This is going to get worse if Cons don’t put their fucking foot down and protect these women and creators.

I love a substance that can take me from 0-100 real quick. I’m aliiiiive mfs

I heard it was actually pretty good. I’ve been meaning to watch it

I feel the unicorn was mad cunty

I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self I wasn’t ugly and the kids who said I was turned out to be busted and I just keep aging like fine ass wine. Like damn I turned out handsome

Still from the television show Malcolm in the Middle showing Hal and another speed walker outfits that and skin tight with a large helmet that looks like a xenomorph from the Alien films

Alien: Earth