Now I want to hear a South Park/Kanye gay fish song redone about frogs.

a bunch of kaiju

The Kaiju Sexualization Society

Of course that are, the pharaohs were all named thousands of yeas ago, while the Simpsons didn't even exist until the 20th century.

Finally someone said it!
BTW this is doing numbers on Reddit, too.

I call it "a.i.", always in quotes, like sarcastic air quotes. Also in lowercase to distinguish it from Weird Al, because he doesn't deserve that sort of association.

mama looks proud, huh?

Yeah, the pic on the right is from moments after birth, the left was 4 hours later, according to the filenames on my phone. It was slimy for less than an hour... here's a pic from about 40 minutes after the birth:

Well, yeah, the "straws" are like the quills on a porcupine, which is another well known animal vegetable hybrid (hence the 'pine' in their name).

I know right.

cutest baby alpaca

three alpacas, two adults and a newborn baby

I had that experience with an alpaca baby a few years ago. Newborn animals can be sooooooo cute.

do I hear saxophone music?

always telling on themselves, huh?

When the fonz lifts his thumbs ♫
♪ shows his big smiling gums
That's a more ayyyyyyyyyyy♬

American Three

Conan played Madonna.

* run a phone line extension

unplanned walk in Miami? I'm glad it's late December. :)

well, you can't just give him the fish.

The Muhammad depiction from South Park Episode "Super Best Friends".

Super Best Friends gives us "the Muslim prophet with the powers of flame". So...

Scholomance was intense. Great fun novel!

90 more tours!? I dunno man, sounds like way too much awesome, the world can't handle that kind of excitement!

a man in a lab coat and goggles is holding something ALT: a man in a lab coat and goggles is holding something

We do the weird stuff.

Suspiciously extraneous information.

George Carlin - Idiot and Maniac YouTube video by Luis Rodrigues

The issue with rude drivers: everyone has a different view of what's rude, those who camp in the left lane slowing everyone down think tailgaters are rude, and those who ride people's asses think left lane campers are rude.
As George Carlin said, "Idiots and Maniacs":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWPC...

I Will Survive - Cake

that's all i ever wanted in a music player.

BaseketBollocks

I agree with your feeling, because when it's cold, bugs are mostly slow and lethargic, so it seems like that would mean they are cold blooded.

someone gathering craft supplies for their elementary school class, I imagine.

Wow, I'm kinda glad I put some money into AMD stock at the beginning of this year. Hopefully that keeps going.

(Note: that was my first ever stock investment, I know nothing about the stock market and have no advice, or even any idea what I'm doing, really.)