its happening soooo soon and i hope it happens on my birthday omg can you imagine

i am so full of blueberry lemon pancakes i think im gonna die

no homo i am eating root vegetables

introducing oomf to girl blunt by leikeli47 feels like evangelism

rutherford b shopping

we as gay people get to make peanut sauce noodles with two fried eggs

thats yamanaka ino

my god these bitches gay! good for them

still dont know who tf clavicular is or what he does

it is objectively funny that we have energy work classes in massage school but when i do it i do feel a slow rhythmic pulsing throughout the body much like the ocean

it means shes merping whats not clicking

why is she merped up

theyll play primadonna by marina followed by like logic or some shit. as if thats a coherent vibe.

planet fitness music is either the gayest pop songs from 2016 or the absolute worst shit youve ever heard from a man in your life

the house like

was teaching my straight friend how to use boots and he was like “bro this ice cream is fire boots” i said well no

still wearing them tho if anyone sees my balls thats on them

just noticed my only pair of jeans has holes in the crotch

wait soak trolling is sooooo fun omfggg now im doing a rain team

i start barking like a rottweiler at the mere mention of mens water polo

come outside aint nobody gonna jump you….

today im running soak on azumarill and trolling with ninetales freeze dry

trolling the champions ranked ladder with the alolan ninetales + snow cloak bright powder froslass double blizzy combo WITH fries and a dr pepper

im deathly allergic to checking my mailbox

if it’s not a 14 track r&b album i will be having a talk with her

that evil ass country needs to CEAAASEEE TO EXIIISSTTTTT MY GODDDD

just learned of the existence of a granola brand called purely elizabeth. every day its some bullshit

if it happens tomorrow while im at my parents house im gonna be soooo mad omfg

my rambunctious twins cannot be contained by an ordinary garment

love being thick cause now i look slutty as fuck in a medium t shirt