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Posts by Simon

The “Schmitter” in Philadephia

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Happy 4/20, my friend. 😚💨

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One of the greatest opening album tracks ever.

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Remarkable, sir!

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“Tell it to call you Billie!”

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He is so much fun to watch

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High praise indeed, my friend.
🙏

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Granny is Leeroy Jenkins.

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I forgot there was a movie. I had the book on tape and wore it out. Read by Stephen Moore. Loved it.

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On display at the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying, “Beware of the leopard!”

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Another lovely film I remember from the theater. I saw it again about a year ago. I’d forgotten it won Best Picture!

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One that comes to mind is Cowboys & Aliens. Not a great movie, but a terrific cast, including Clancy.

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Saw this in the theater in 1988 with my dad. We both loved it. Clancy Brown is always fun to watch.

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“Mmm? Mmm?”

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a man wearing a watch holds his nose while watching a masterchef argentina show Alt: A middle-aged man with curly grey hair and a darker mustache. He delivers an exaggerated chef’s kiss. The caption reads, “Bellisimo!”

Eeeeeyy! Donna fagettabout Pazuzu!

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Also keen on whale head.

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Ad. FUCK!

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I think this is an add for Bitcoin retailers.

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🤣
Well played, sir.

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I do a pretty good James Mason impression. Nobody gets it.

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“There is a fork on your left, Mr. Land. Or aren’t you accustomed to utensils?”

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Best Star Trek Captain.

Wrong answers only.

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I totally get it. I’ll edit grammar, caps, and punctuation in text messages. My wife’s like, “What was wrong with your text?”
“Comma splice.”

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😩 Augh!
The worst! I honestly didn’t see it, though. You’re good.

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Agreed. Didn’t know until today that Billy Idol will be inducted into the RRHOF this year. I have mixed feelings about their criteria and processes, but yay! It’s good to see that Steve Stevens is being recognized alongside Billy.

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Mony Mony. Wow! That takes me back.

Try the Rebel Yell album top to bottom. It’s very 1983, but it holds up.

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Ah lahk the way you tawk.

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Been playing this on bass a lot recently. Such a great song.

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yoda from star wars is sitting on a rock in the dark with a blue light behind him . Alt: Force-ghost Yoda giggling his ass off.

Do it as Yoda and it’s even better!
“Mmm! Deep with kaka this regime runs.”

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This is a 5th-place tweet.

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