Sibling rivalry.

A grey and black kitten lying on a sidewalk looking alertly at something off-camera.

Happy to help however I can. ^_^

New Local58 *and* new Tokyo Shoegazer on the same day? Whoa...

Thank you @krisstraub.com

Congratulations!

I'm not sure what to do about queer wrestlers. Queef was already taken.

we all know I have no life, so:

There was some super obscure webcomic years ago that was basically this. What started off as a cutesy evangelical comic for kindergarten-age kids took a HARD left turn into nihilistic bleak gore. The meta-story was it was "written" by a pastor who went through the trials of Job & took his own life.

Was in the hot tub at the pool with a friend who just dyed their hair so they didn't want to get it wet. A couple kids were roughhousing near us so she asked them to stop. One of them looked us square in the eyes with a big grin & deliberately splashed us both in our faces. Holy crap, what a brat.

NO CAPES.

Mine was "fruit punch flavoured". I had no say in the matter.

Blatant.

Goddamn.

LIES.

Mine was over a year ago and I can still taste that cloyingly sweet plasticy taste in my nightmares.

This is why my laundry hamper has a huge hole in the side. He voluntarily entered Kitty Jail at 3 am and then panicked.

Yeah, it's really rough. I'm sorry.

Good luck and godspeed. 👏

This is freaking ADORABLE.

Screenshot from the game/ visual novel Secret Little Haven. It's a chat window open in an OS layout from 1999, with everything very very pink and starry.

Secret Little Haven Mode. Less Bimbo, more Late 90s Magical Girl Egg TBH. But in Mac System 7 through MacOS 9.2 you could make your entire system do any colour scheme and design you wanted.

(Hears a wimpy electronic pipe organ noise out my window at 1 AM) "Ahh, the neighbours are home."

I say they should commit to the bit. Toccata by Emerson Lake & Palmer while driving through school zones. Or Foreplay/ Long Time by Boston. Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music while reversing.

"I came here for authentic 19th century mystery meat stew. This is just the entire libretto of Oliver read monotone by some bedraggled waif in front of a green screen."

Not looking directly at the light: vaguely eyelid-coloured dim light

Looking directly at the light then closing my eyes: glowing spot where the light was, that quickly fades.

LMW - was slow to learn to read, teacher realized she couldn't read the blackboard in 1st grade. Vision test, glasses since.

TS - doesn't know she needs glasses yet. Can see OK enough to pass driver's test & read blackboard from the front row.

SS - Similar situation as a teen. Wears contacts now.

Also OMG Cat Huffs. Mine smelled like neopolitan ice cream.

I relate to this - I've had longstanding issues around food (especially access to food in relation to long stretches of extreme poverty) and body image. I won't get into them here but I think it's pretty common for trans women. And it's a safe bet I would have had similar issues if I was AFAB too.

It me, I'm a klutz who regularly trips over her own feet.

Still have my copy I bought when I was in high school in early 1992, in a box somewhere.

We're gonna go sing sea shanties in the food court if you want to come with.

Soon may the Wellermen holler
To bring us our hot grapefruit water
One day when the toungin' is over
We'll take our Fresca Ramen and go

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A friend of mine was killed by her husband in a murder/suicide. They now share a gravestone. And that makes me spitting-nails furious. I wish she'd been able to get away from him. Now she doesn't even get that in death.

Real life needs to come with a Character Edit Screen.

I've long since completed all the medical, medication & surgery renovation I'm ever likely to have in my life, I pass reasonably well, yet I still don't see "me" when I look in the mirror. All I see are the flaws. Goddamn dysphoria/ dysmorphia.

TFW a trans woman webcomic character gives you hip envy.

It's Ambient. The hot grapefruit water is in the building's ventilation system as we speak. The future is here and it's making my eyes water.

Cob nobbler probably doesn't even know about our fuzz, wack slacks and kickers. Lifetime member of the tom tom club.