Solid yellow background. Far left side is the Joker in his purple trenchcoat and fedora. He says, "I hope you'll PARDON the inteuption, but I DO think it's time I told you."

Simple drawing

Bug jester

I'm a chud fighter
I fight chuds
I fight online cause that's where they are
When I smell blood, I come running
Better put 'em in a chud cage

Commissions for @xoddites.bsky.social where I drew individual movie posters for our friend group. This also includes me, @randomheri.bsky.social, @wizardofduh.bsky.social, Pickles, and Misty.

Sorry ableists, I'm a cainist. Where's my damn rock?

. @nytimes.com Myrrh is a word but not Magis?

Working at a school is turning me into a villain in a coming of age movie.

You who hath watched skibidi haveth no rights in thy kingdom

I live with no regrets about making furry art of the Petco logo during a paint and sip

Nothing like drinking an entire pickle jar full of iced coffee

Getting the opportunity to host a Scholastic book fair has made me realize the strange amount of hype my school had over it amounted to about $200 bucks

Lower children literacy rates means Dogman is more popular than Captain Underpants

My goal is to work for the bread part of the bread and circus

I love horseradish because the Incans needed 3000 years of careful domestication to make a member of the nightshade family safe to eat; an achievement in both agriculture and civilization appreciated by countless generations. But some Brit tasted their horrible root and said "raw, next question."

A giant candy cane worm monster bursts from the snowy ground. A snowman with a wizard hat and staff prepares to throw a fire spell at the creature.

The Snowman Wizard vs the Cane Worm.
#art

Slander, agenda, and power scale that's what media is all about

Mom come pick me up, the rave baes are fucking up my algorithm with unc posts

No, Nut November!

it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult

behold my pitch for one extremely cursed dnd campaign

Time to nihilistically spiral into my hoe era

First thing I see after taking a nap is One Piece Manga spoilers

Second thing I see is how my cat destroyed my laundry hamper

Do you think aliens have their own version of fat bear week?

Tried Celsius for the first time
It tasted like day drinking and the crash feels like a gas leak

Saw a student drawing soyjaks of his table neighbors

Kinda sick of seeing "gourmet" cookies that are just oversized, oversugared, and undercooked

My playlist on YouTube has been dreamcore, shoegaze, slow and reverb, and a bunch of other stuff that's got me like: