...Oh no....

...I've had a shocker here

I dont think Liverpool will be caught but the race for that 6th place Europa league spot is spicy

I was a little preoccupied with my wonderful wife's birthday celebrations yesterday to react in real time

Hard fought, gritty 3 points yesterday. Not the best performance, but in the race for Champions league, those 3 points feel huge. ALMOST THERE

He's with the squad and the issue was only small, more of a precaution

Maybe like this? Could pull Casemiro into the backline and put Ugarte next to Mainoo? Or visa versa?

I dont know but I dont like any of it

I did ask my wife if she wanted me to get a picture recreating the cover art for her

She declined my offer 😔

Looking forward to absolutely crackin' my hog and giving this a spin after the football

Not really sure how you can be given a ban for simply stating facts.

It's a 3-match suspension for saying the sky is blue now

I'm not too concerned about missing out on Champions League YET. But unless things start to improve, its going to come into question very soon

And that is worrying

The team feels like its boiled back down to the sum of it's parts. Where the obvious gaps in the squad have gone back to being the headline act in performances

Our defence is fragile & vunerable and our midfield completely fails to dominate the centre of the pitch

My concern about United at the min is that

When Carrick came in, we were playing better than under Amorim and getting results...for like 2 games

Then we weren't playing better but getting results

Now we aren't playing any better and we arent getting results

Atletico vs Arsenal as a potential semi final sounds like the worst game imaginable to sit and watch

I think it's an interesting thought. Because I don't think he was saying that based on vibes. He said it because he's been told something. What was it?

Imagine the contract discussion-
"We want you to stay another year, maybe 2"

"Why should I stay?"

"We believe we'll be challenging for the title next season"

"Okay, well what makes you think that?"

What did they reply to that question that promoted Maguire to say that?

So Harry Maguire, in a nut-shell, said: "We're going to have a big summer in terms of recruitment and potentially be title challengers next year"

Why did he say that? Like why does he believe that? What does he know? He must know something to say that to the media

Salah got his £500k a week contract and just clocked out of his career

Rocket go weeeeeeeeeeeee

My dude is finally in Pokemon Go

I suspect that we might not get an instagram post with some silly caption from Hojlund tonight

Dont worry, there's still a full schedule. Actually on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday!

It's just that it's Chelsea vs Port Vale on Saturday 5pm, instead of the good stuff

Spurs fan too? I've had a few reach out and express their joy

Just another day at Tottenham Hotspur

So De Zerbi getting a big 5 year deal, assumingly on 200k+ PW. And a big bonus if he keeps them up

Feels like a huge gamble. Clearly, no break in the contract if they go down. 250k PW for your manager in the championship? That's probably more than some championship clubs' entire wage bill

The fact we have a 4 day weekend coming up and no Premier League football is a national scandal and the people responsible should be in prison

[*That's not actually true. For the Titanic to do a 180 turn and go back the way it came, without obstruction, would have taken about 4-6 minutes]

There's an expression- "You can't turn the Titanic round over night"*. Well, it's much harder to turn the Titanic round when it's already sinking

Will this make a difference to a squad that has already thrown in the towel? I'm not sure

That's not what I said

Well the people manufacturing and selling it were under the impression it was beef so god knows where it came from

a woman is sitting at a table with a sign that says `` that 's not ok '' ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a sign that says `` that 's not ok ''

You are more than welcome to make a lasagne and put a load of ket in it

But I would not recommend selling it, telling people its just normal beef and letting them feed it to say children unknowingly

The reason the horsemeat scandal was particularly bad is because vets treat horses with drugs that cant enter the food chain as they are harmful to humans

You don't want phenylbutazone in your tea