Haha, madness!

Better start the bus, you can't park there anymore Mikel

Freddie Woodman in 2066

Tarkowski was probably busy asking for somebody to be booked instead of trying to head it away

Real Madrid are relentless pricks, it doesn't matter who the personnel are at any given time, it's baked in

Main thing here is that PSG's shirt looks like a snide concept kit from a Turkish resort

Fucking hell these look dangerous from the outset don't they

Into these

Two sparkly things immersed in meaty off-cuts!

I once heard somebody (I forget who) describe him as having eyes "like two diamonds in a butcher's bin"

I think if Isak might only make 45-60 (or god forbid he breaks down somehow) then Salah to come on is a decent shout.

Bringing Isak on only for him to tire quickly or feel a twinge is a substitution wasted.

"The Butcher"... actually a barber

If you're asking about my top 3 straits, Hormuz is definitely up there

Tyson Fury in elite 'dad on the beach' condition

Something about going down in this stadium and showing even less fight than Spurs, or something...

#theboxing

Isak already looking more frustrated with Gakpo than all of us put together

We constantly look absolutely knackered around the hour mark, I think they're following my permanent nutritional approach (lots of food and cans) along with my current running approach (little to none)

Still can't help but feel we hang on for a point here

These reds are a fucking nightmare
They make a show of themselves, make us all cross, they're a pain in the fucking arse but then they can do this and I love them all over again

It was clearly him crowbarring something in to try and show he'd done his research or something, but it was absolutely ridiculous

Martin Keown just asked Andoni Iraola if he was surprised Arteta couldn't find an answer to his tactics, with them both being from San Sebastian

Gyokores deciding to be a footballer really was the bricklaying community's loss

For a split second, whenever I see or hear his name, my brain confuses Rory McIlroy and Rory McGrath

To be clear I'm asking if we'll be seeing Mo, Robbo and Virgil all exiting

Slight leftfield thought, but they staggered the news of the contract renewals last season, for obvious reasons of managing the media content etc

Given everything we're seeing, and the fact Virgil signed 2 yrs (like Mo), does anyone think he might have an announcement before the season ends?

Which will be fun when we don't have CL football next season and most of them are still here not playing in the biggest matches in club football but don't see how they're still responsible for it.

I think it's been done. Slots going at the end of the season and it's been signed and sealed by the club. He knows, the players know. The effort levels, the comments and the body language of literally everyone you see is a wholesale writing off of this season with 7 matches the play.

Haha, never been a smart arse mate, but there's a lot of people who look shot and won't be here next season and they're all about the same to me

Admire these levels of optimism despite watching him this season, hang in there!

The guy who's looked like he can't control a ball this season? (pick a player)