My son doesn’t eat fish. Any alternative? Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.

Walking the dog. Like I do every day. She pooped. Like she does every day. I picked it up with a little baggie. Like I do every day. But today, instead of waiting to toss the bag of fresh, steaming dogshit in a trash can at home, I left it on the hood of a double-parked Cybertruck. Where it belongs.

Having too much fun and at the same time too busy with life lately na nakakalimutan ko nang mag-social media. I approve this behavior. 😊

Poking Fun at Trump, Mexico’s President Suggests U.S. Should be Called ‘Mexican America’ President Claudia Sheinbaum of Mexico also said Donald Trump was ill-informed when he said Mexico was “essentially run by the cartels.”

Mexico’s president, Claudia Sheinbaum, rejected several of President-elect Trump’s assertions about her country and joked that the U.S. should be called “Mexican America” after Trump said the Gulf of Mexico should be renamed the Gulf of America.

Does anyone realize that when you do surveys after any customer service queries or calls that the one you are rating is not the company but the person who got your call?

Goldilock's Dulce De Leche roll is better than Aristocrat's Girlie Cake.

My preference is chiffon cake, the Girlie Cake is a pound cake. So it's denser.

The sweetness is also Genz level 🫤

Welcome to the public domain, THE OPRY HOUSE (1929), where #MickeyMouse dons his iconic gloves onscreen for the first time & performs a one-🐭 vaudeville show! 🎞️ 🎭🧤

Learn more. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-th...

#PublicDomain #InternetArchive

Not to brag, but I can always put a USB-C cable in the right way up first time.

Biden Expected to Permanently Ban Oil Drilling in Some Federal Waters The move, expected as early as Monday, relies on a 70-year-old law that could make it difficult for the Trump administration to reverse it.

President Biden is expected to permanently ban new oil and gas drilling in large sections of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, as well as other federal waters. The move relies on a 70-year-old law that could make it difficult for the Trump administration to reverse it.

This is a reminder that your M1 and above, Macbook Pro has the one of the best DACs you'd ever find in a laptop. Enjoy it by using your MacLappy to listen to your favorite tunes at home. You're welcome. ☺️

The Engagement Is Better on Bluesky - Bluesky Bluesky is the lobby to the open web. Find and build your community here.

We could go on about how we welcome publishers, we don't demote links, we encourage independent developers to build apps and extensions on top of Bluesky's network.... but instead, we'll show you.

All thanks to the incredible community here! 🦋

Panoorin mo dali sa YT. Matatawa ka talaga sa pagkamaldita ni Garfield. 😂

Aliw na aliw ako sa sobrang pagka-sarcastic niya. 😂

I grew up watching Garfield & Friends. 'Just last week, I found their official YT channel that live streams old episodes. 'Been watching it the whole weekend and now I truly understand, why I'm this impatient, sarcastic and unfiltered. 😁

Followed you tih. 😊

Hello, blue!

Anteh ako 'to, ang iyong konsensya. Eme. 😂

this is what escaping twitter felt like

Hide the Pain Harold sitting in front of a laptop with a mug

CAN ANYONE SEE THIS

I'm telling yall now, The Other App™️ is finished.

Addams Family, Theatre of Magic and RFM in a Sport bar.

Revenge from Mars, it's alive!

Found a Revenge from Mars Pinball 2000 machine in the wild 👀

I GUESS WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS A FANTASY GAME SINCE I’LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD A HOUSE IN IT.

*applause*

*gets award for best account*

Destroy X

Hahaha yes.

Follow for follow tayo no, oo. Tandaan, ang moots ay may immunity. Kaya avail na ng promo kasi this is for a limited time only. Eme. 😂

Happy to serve, beh! Eme. 😂

A bit confused with the feed hahahahaha where are my sokor boylets haha