They told me the dogs would come say hi. Weird lookin’ dogs

a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving ALT: a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving

me liking every tweet about that start

IT’S SO NICE

currently drinking a beer and reading out on the porch swing

I got to at least 4. Anyways I’m in a cabin.

let’s take bets on how many times I break down in tears over the power of friendship. I’m betting at least 3

Project Hail Mary in IMAX time baby let’s goooooooooooooo

Still can’t believe I don’t get to watch Monaco while standing in the beer line at the 500 this year. How dare they ruin Christmas

Perpetual stew guy really does keep us on our toes. He’s either dishing out the best thing he’s tasted all month, stew or otherwise, or he’s opening the video by saying “HORRIBLE, SULFURIC SMELL EMANATING FROM STEWTHEUS TODAY”

Being harassed by multiple friends to share my location while I’m in this cabin so I “don’t die” and so “someone knows where to find me if I get axe murdered” or w/e

I would love to say something normal like “fly first class” or “pay for a private meal prep service” but unfortunately I know the answer is “buy trucks I find on Facebook marketplace and pay someone to do the work on them that I either don’t want or know how to do”

HELL YEAH

A photograph of one of Schiaparelli’s 1940s evening jackets. This has a pink velvet bodice with black sleeves. The pink is covered with embroidered vegetables and the buttons are silk carrots

My brain is tired so simply feast your eyes on Schiaparelli’s 1941 velvet evening jacket reflecting the times in which she lived. As Frenchwomen were encouraged to grow vegetables during war, so she designed the stitches for a part of the story onto her trademark colour #V&A #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡

I have booked a cabin in the middle of the woods next week and I’m leaving my laptop at the office and deleting slack from my phone until I’m expected back.

Will I regret those choices next Monday? Probably. But I’m gonna be in the woods for a week so who gives a shit.

Artemis II Return NASA's Orion spacecraft carrying Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch from NASA, along with Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen from the CSA (Canadian Space Agency), splashes down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, California, at 5:07 p.m. PDT, (8:07 p.m. EDT) on Friday, April 10, 2026. The Artemis II test flight launched on Wednesday, April 1, from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida to begin its 10-day journey around the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars. NASA’s Landing and Recovery team and the U.S. military are coordinating efforts to extract the Artemis II crew from the Orion spacecraft. Credit: NASA/Josh Valcarcel

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

“[the moon] looks a little smaller than yesterday” “guess we’ll have to go back” 😭😭😭

NASA’s Artemis II Crew Comes Home (Official Broadcast) YouTube video by NASA

28 MINUTES TIL SPLASHDOWN.

GO INTEGRITY

www.youtube.com/live/nfhDuOH...

“surely there’s a better way” you would think that!!!!!!!! but somehow the shit-from-a-butt system just is not capable of exporting the data I need. I am in hell.

I’ve spent my entire day transferring thousands of lines of data from one system to another, manually, bc one of the systems is actual and literal ass, and I feel like I need ten thousand naps now

again, I say:

I love that in the year of our lord, 2026, there are still some degenerates out there doing rattle can paint jobs on their hondas.

i think so too

the last person i had a crush on has four kids with three different women so i have put myself in time out, actually.

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

it would be so cool if members of our government would do literally anything about it other than tweet through it

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office.

The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

You have two wolves inside you. I have two instances of Outlook and neither one of them are working

“everything’s a tech deck if you try hard enough”

fwiw, I agree 😂

well i was technically (read: specifically) told to get 4 dozen glazed because, as i was told when i returned with them, “when you throw a pizza party you get cheese and pepperoni, not the weird bbq chicken thing you like” 😂😂