Messi is going to be lowkey pissed FOREVER that Guilherme Biro scored the first goal on that stadium. #austinfc

Biro>Messi #austinfc

Minnesota state flag with messages from Austin FC written on it

Minnesota state flag with messages from Austin FC written on it

An Austin FC supporter holding green and blue bandanas tied together to symbolize their solidarity with Minnesotans

Two men with their arms around each other’s shoulders posing for the camera. One is wearing blue Minnesota United FC gear. The other is wearing green Austin FC gear, including a luchador mask.

As visiting @mnufc.com fans, we were overwhelmed today by the solidarity displayed by @losverdesatx.bsky.social supporters. They waved Minnesota state flags during their march, wrote messages on one, and brought all the flags up to us in our section. Thank you! #fuckice #mnufc #austinfc #classact

Season, session. Whatever.

4 mins in and #AustinFC’s inability to deal with a high press is in midsession form.

Paging Maison Ferrand for kit logo sponsor. 10/10 would buy.

Too soon? #AustinFC

There it fooking is! John Gallagher you beauty off heady play from Owen! #austinfc

Hi! But seriously, it’s a cool little spot run by some of my faves.

Go chat with the good people at Strangelove on Cesar Chavez. They are smart about this stuff.

The Patron Saint of Saves. #austinFC

a white wolf is sitting in the snow with its mouth open . ALT: a white wolf is sitting in the snow with its mouth open .

Yes indeed. What a goal! #austinfc

From your lips to my accountant’s ears.

I assume I can find a way to make it tax deductible.

I did. And have been making decent inroads. It’s quite remarkable. Unlike anything I’ve tasted from these shores.

It’s quite nice!

Visiting the fam ‘down the shore.’ Went out for a 5th of Powers. But this caught my eye.

Notes of self loathing and tire fire.

Why did Wolff get a yellow? #austinfc

In retrospect, the clear answer to this question is, “Nah.” Except for Owen and Burkari, in moments. #austinfc

I wanted a flight, but that was not on offer… in retrospect, maybe should’ve gone Pink Squirrel, but no real regrets.

Ah, yes. My one, glorious, night at a Wisconsin Supper Club, when they inquired if I wanted my old fashioned with or without Squirt. And then the most dinner dilemma: Grasshopper, Pink Squirrel or Brandy Alexander?

Before the election, my focus group of Trump voters said their top priorities were lowering prices and releasing the Epstein files. Now the same respondents say their top priorities are building a gold ballroom for the White House and putting tariffs on Ford and GM.

Currently re-wiring brain to not support the team wearing Verde & Black.

World Cup group stage tickets starting at $1,450 each?!?!?!?!?!?

STUUUUUUUUUU! #austinfc

Some things pickled, some things cured, some things cheese. That’s today sorted, more or less.

Homemade Vin d’Orange, sausages, charcoal and thou…

This. I see no lies…