"You" can "now" "eat" "some fish" "caught" in "New York's Hudson River for the "first time" in 50 "years."

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

A child’s handwriting in pink chalk on the sidewalk: “FLOWERS ARE LOWKEY Kinda FIRE”

A new generation of poets rises, inspired by the same springtime that roused Dickinson and Shakespeare. A torch, passed.

a computer generated image of a fighter jet flying through a blue sky Alt: the ships coming in hot from hyperspace to fight

now that's a shot

moisturized, unbothered, flourishing, in his lane

McDonalds Mac Tonight Moon Guy

This view of the Moon from Artemis II is just… WOW!

Insufficiently alert rodents

After some reflection, I’ve decided to give up and become worse

They expect you to make your own

There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

"Obi-Wan, I need an analysis of this fabric sample I'm sending you. I need a thread count."

Animatronics aren't your friend. Not even the cute ones

Train AI

And it better not be a surprise when it happens

I like that the only photo I ever see of him is that one where it looks like someone startled him on the street

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

🎵 He only had himself to blame 🎵

A rectangular green road sign in a grassy, wooded area, featuring a white border and French text. At the top, it reads "DANGER SUR 1200m" in white capital letters, and at the bottom, "TRAVERSÉES FRÉQUENTES DE GRANDS ANIMAUX," which translates to "Danger for 1200 meters, frequent crossings of large animals." In the center of the sign is a white triangular warning symbol with a thick red border containing a black silhouette of a leaping deer. Someone has drawn a scarf around the deer's neck, making it look very stylish.

Most outfits could be enhanced by an accessory.

This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities

The most American freedom of all -- gas pumping -- is not

Wikipedia section headers: Family American Revolutionary War Later military service Hairstyle controversy

Eliezer Yudkowsky & @allTheYud X.com I wonder how much of Western civilization's collapse is downstream of writers and scriptwriters deciding they were too cool and sophisticated to write about good people doing good things.

Civilisation has been in a moral and artistic nosedive ever since they made it possible to play as Bowser in Mariokart, and win races for evil

The healing power of a giant piece of sourdough slathered in butter

they need to invent a new kind of sneeze that doesn't scare the cat off your lap.

Good thing I dodged that bullet

Current terms for your consideration/use:

Microslop
Sloppelgänger
slopify
slopper
"ok slopper"

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

"eating thin mints from the freezer" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo

current status

Choosing to believe Veers is on the cover, just too obscured to see